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That was an interesting trick.
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[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Trick?

ditto

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

The ice. How did you learn to do that?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

My Master taught me.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh.

We don't suppose he taught you the appropriate situations in which to refrain from using it.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I think it was quite appropriate.

Is someone's pride hurt? That's cute.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you need some re-education.

You may not be dead, but we still won.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

No, I think not. I still stand by that it was used appropriately. You never expected it, did you?

I wasn't aware it was a contest. Were you bright enough to figure out I was still alive days ago or did you need me to respond to this to know?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Can you blame us? Elementals no longer exist in our world.

You made it a contest.
Nobody said anything about finding your body, though it was gone later. We understood.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I'm not really an elemental. Not really like my Nobody was.

Oh, so do you need a pat on the back and an ego stroking for it? Would it make your penis feel big?
Murphy never told me I could survive something like that.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Regardless.

No, that isn't necessary after being Murphy. No wonder.

How quickly did it heal?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I really should have gone for a killing blow right away.

Big in comparison to Murphy. That's really not saying much.

Quickly enough.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

But you didn't, despite the fact you're fully aware of our powers. Our mistake was in ignorance. Yours was stupidity.

[just a chuckle]

Handy, isn't it?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I didn't really feel like killing you at the time. You're not useful to me dead.

It's a slight improvement.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We're useful to you alive?

We imagine the fangs are an improvement as well.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Of course you are. You have specific talents that I might be able to use.

Not really. It's a bit unsanitary to use my mouth as a weapon.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Even after you stabbed us through the chest?

We weren't talking about weapons.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. That must have tickled a little. Would you have preferred it down lower?

...What are you talking about then?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We're not sure we know what tickling feels like. Isn't lower usually more ticklish?

My, you are repressed.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

You... what? [a pause] Sexually sensitive spots and arousal isn't the same as being ticklish.

Are you talking about sex? I don't really... get it. Wouldn't fangs be painful?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[pause while he tries to sort out wtf was just talked about]

Oh.

Some people enjoy biting, such as on the neck.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

...You've never been tickled before.

[SNORT]

Oh, well... [Insert blushu pause here] That makes sense.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We suppose not. Is it enjoyable?

Inner thigh is also popular.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

It depends. Some people don't find it enjoyable, if just because it's a lot of nerve stimulation.

Well, that is...
You really are a filthy slut.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Do you?

Five hundred years is a long time to learn.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I don't really like to be touched.

Too bad it hasn't really made you smart.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We didn't get that impression.

Oh, Even, now you're trying too hard.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

You touch people anyway whether they're uncomfortable or not.

And now you're trying too hard to annoy me. How cute.

I have a bit of a favor to ask you and One.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That's true.

It's fun.

What sort of favour?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I don't really find it entertaining.

I need you to assist me in my research.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That is unfortunate.

You want to cut us open?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I've already studied samples of your cells, which is good enough.

How well are you at kidnapping?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh, are they interesting?

Guess.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

You could say that. They certainly are unique.

Then I need your help. I need a few live specimen for research. People are becoming more aware of the villagers, so my window of opportunity is closing, and I can't get them myself.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Are they difficult to hold on to?

What would be in it for us?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[A snort] They phase. It's a bit annoying, although intriguing.

I'll think of something.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Good boys. Where are they from?

This is the second favour you'll owe us now.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Are you praising your cells?
What do you mean?

Yes, I know. Though the first one hardly counts.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Yes.
What area of the body?

It certainly counts.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Various parts.

It's expired.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We don't recall agreeing to an expiry date.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Fine, have it your way. I've owed you for months so it's not like it'll make a difference.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Good boy.
We'll think of something.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Fine. As long as you do what I ask first.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Demanding.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's unreasonable.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That depends.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Depends on what?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

How good our reward is.