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[Nine]

Well. . .I had my cake, but what difference does it make? As much I would like to be kind and generous, I don't like making a fool out of myself and make. . .bad judgements.

I'm going to live out the woods again, this time taking my blanket with me. The blanket survived the onslaught of the poltergiest Perhaps, be cold as the waning moon, until there's no moon, then wait until it's full again.

. . .I found a stray horse and a stray, famine dog. The horse liked me and the dog seem to follow me everywhere for rabbit meat. So I'm thinking of names. The horse will be Kratos and the dog will be Yuan. I have no idea why, but for me I think the names suited them well. I needed the horse, and the dog can tag along since I don't need to eat that pathetic, starving thing for survival. There's plenty of food here, that I'm actually afraid of getting fat then getting killed.

The novelty of keeping animals as pets. Oh for shame on me, I'm getting rich.

Screw that committee thing, I don't care in joining even if I could summon magic and meteors out of thin air and command the air itself. Just don't bother me out here in the woods and play on my fields or I'll set forest fires out of spite! Yes, I will doom you too, dragon, you oversized lizard, so stop stalking me and up yours of your tail! I like lizards baked, fried, and greasy, either way~!

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DAMMIT, THE DRAGON KILLED YUAN. ~_~x A waste of good meat. And I need to cut my hair.

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Self-defense half-elf. I'm sorry that my fireball hits your dog. Rest in peace, poor innocent creature.

Do you know where my journal is? I lost it.

My dog? Whatever, it won't be missed. I was just joking having you for dinner, if I do, I'll probably choke to death. Dragons are old, expired meat.

No. Your lost.

Respect your elders, boy, or they'll have their day. Do your best to beware and caution your tongue or it would be cut out.

You're a devil.

Oooh, a compliment finally.

Oh very well, I'll try to be kind little by little. If I find your diary by chance, lost in the woods, I'll return it back to you.

Just stop watching me, I don't like your eyes.

Those are terrible names! Nyaa~

. . .and who the hell are you?

[Written in the neatest handwriting a 6 year old can manage]
~~Your worst nightmare.~~
Yachiru Kusajishi, 11th Division Vice Captain.

And what's your name, terrible name giver?

You stupid kid, stop talking, or I'll be a terrible pain giver.

[OOC: Oh continue, a 15 year old being stalked by a 6 year old. x) ]

Pffffffft~ I'm not a little kid, silly. You ryoka are all the same! I doubt you could give me any "pain" Hee hee. ♥~

[OOC: Don't worry, I'm persistant.]

. . .what the hell? Do you find this as a hobby or something? Run back to your mommy and daddy before I call her a whore in their faces.

My parents have been dead for a long time. I doubt they'd be offended. Hee hee. You sure are silly, ryoka!

Good riddance. Without them, you'll be stupid for the rest of your life.

Nyaa~ Do you have something against parents? Wow, your a really WEIRD ryoka~!

That's none of your business, little cherry.

Not ryoka. I'm half-human.

Your the one who commented, silly~

Nyaa~ That explains a bit! But still~ Half a ryoka, whole ryoka! Same thing to meee~ <3

[OOC: What childish bickering!]

You're the one who's stalking me~! >8[

I couldn't give a damn! >O [sound of raspberries being dictated, "phbbbbt"]

Why would I stalk YOU? I'm just making sure a silly ryoka doesn't misunderstand~ Hee hee.

If you didn't give you wouldn't have commented! Hee hee. ♥ [PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT.]

What? Do you need a boyfriend? I don't dig girls with raisins, I like girls with big milk jugs. ♥ Because I like milk.

Eh? What's that supposed to mean, ryoka?

. . .one day, when you grow up, you will call me "Oh that pedophillia guy who sexually harassed me when I was 6 years old."

Eeeh? You make no sense, ryoka~

So then what's your naaame~?

Oh very well.

My name is Vasectomy. What's yours?

[OOC: Oh childish pranks.]

Nice to meet you Vaseline! Hee hee.

...I already told you my name, dummy.

Oh right, my bad. I'm pretty stupid too that I messed up my own name.

Yes, I am Vaseline. I am a vase.

...Oookaaaay then. Are you sick too?

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Too bad? I think I'm going to weep, old man.

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Boo-hoo, grandpa, are you mad that I'm a bad apple, rotten to the core? I'm a naughty boy you know~.

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. . .whatever. And I don't know you or anyone, so I had no idea what the heck you're talking about. While being some sort of Lord sounds tempting, I couldn't care about it at the moment.

Also, there's this crazy lady with dark hair named Pronyma. I have no idea why she's stalking me in the dark, but all I can say is. . .wow, she's holding big jugs of milk, doesn't she? Is she your sister or what?

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. . .

. . .I take it not your sister then?

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With Kratos? I don't think so.

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A pity that Yuan was killed and eaten by the dragon, but oh well, I'll live with Kratos the horse. 8)

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Of course he isn't here, Yuan the dog was eaten by Draco. Poor fellow, I miss the way he wag his tail and begging for rabbit legs.

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Well, it's a not waste. Food chain is nature and all.

Oh Draco was noble, I'll give him credit for that.

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*shrugs*. . .whatever.

You found a horse?! There are some empty stalls in the stable if you want to keep him there.

...
.....Mithos why is that person being mean to you

[private to Mithos]
Please don't mind Yachiru. She's only 6.

No, no, I want him to stay with me out in the woods. Horses are great companions.

[Private to Lana]

I was only teasing her! But if you want me to stop bullying her around, fine. [draw a panda pouting doodle]

Alright. I agree. Horses are really the best companions you can have. They keep you company and they very rarely disagree with you [drawn winking face]

[private to Mithos]
Well Yachiru can hold her own. I just thought I should let you know in case you really were annoyed with her.

They can get a bit stinky, but I hope the stalls magically fix themselves.

[Private to Lana]
Oh, not annoyed to the point of actually killing her! I guess my way to play with children is a tad inappropiate. [Now draws a panda face with a tongue sticking out]

They do! Thank goodness. I don't mind dealing with the feeding of the horses and the petting and riding of the horses but I'm not too excited about their droppings, I must say. Especially when there are 27 of them with a few on the way. [transcribed laughter]

[private to Mithos]
Well as long as the child can handle it I don't see why your method is too inappropriate. [heart]

Hm, indeed. On a different subject, this place is really peaceful, and I enjoy staying here. There are some guys that really get on my nerves and I don't understand why. . .

[private to Lana]
Stiil, I do enjoy making unusual friends.

((Yep, Mithos is going to get a tad mean about it. xD))

There are some people here who get on my nerves too but I shan't name any names.

[private to Mithos]

Oh so do I! It's very fun, isn't it? It keeps things from getting boring. :)

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