二十五

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... This is ridiculous.








I... really want some milk and cookies.

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[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

..Try the kitchen?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... I will.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Alright.

So uh, what's up exactly?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

...... Apparently a loss.

I can't think of ... any other way to explain it.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

One that's making you crave that stuff or is that unrelated?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

Yes.

... It doesn't appear to be related, but I don't know if people can go through two losses at one time.

[a pause] I don't really like sweets. But I still want cookies.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[a chuckle] Then get some cookies yo.

Well, what's the other part of the loss besides the cookie craving?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

Hm.

... The castle stole my clothes.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...All of them?

Did they leave anything behind?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... Just these fuzzy red clothes that weren't here before.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

...That's just fucked up yo.

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... I have noticed.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

What's ridiculous??

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

......




The castle switched my clothes.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

Eh? hahaha What are you wearing, then?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

Something... red and... fuzzy.



And my gourd is gone.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

... This place obviously knows your taste well.

Eh?? That's not good! Do you think someone stole it?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... It was the castle. No one could have taken it without me noticing, I keep it strapped to my back.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

Well... I'm sure you take it off sometimes. But... you know this place better than I do.

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

I never leave it far away. [a pause] And there's this weird bag here instead. [the sound of fabric shuffling] With presents inside.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

...Presents?

...

Are they all for you?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... No. They're for other people. There are names on them.

[1/2]

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

...

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

Am I there?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

[some more shuffling]

Yes. There is one here.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

Really?!

I wonder what it is... [awkward pause as he doesn't want to ask for it right away]

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... I don't think... I'm supposed to give them out yet.

[shakethesound.livejournal.com]

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

[shakethesound.livejournal.com]

I got some.

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

Where?

[shakethesound.livejournal.com]

In the kitchen. Ya want some?

[ very delicious crunching!!!! ]

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

[the recorded sound of jealousy!!11]

Yes.

[ino]

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

[flying-crow.livejournal.com]

Then get some?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... That wasn't the point.

[reallymessedup.livejournal.com]

• Red fuzzy clothes
• Sack of random stuff
• Cookie cravings

...

The castle left a red hat thing too, didn't it?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

..... Yes.

Why?


[ooc: I've gotten comments on posts two days after I made them, this isn't so bad. XDb]

[reallymessedup.livejournal.com]

ohgodohgodohgod whyyyyyy { very gone! }

We've got... Reason to believe the castle is trying to turn you into... Some kinda... Santa Clause.

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... into what?

[reallymessedup.livejournal.com]

Uh... Uh...

Er, Santa Clause. The spirit of Christmas. Saint Nicholas. Goes around the world delivering presents and stuff on Christmas Eve. And... Stuff. We dunno, use the encyclopedia for this one.

...wait, no reindeer yet, right?

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

... That sounds... odd. [a beat] I suppose that is why I felt I shouldn't hand out the gifts for a few more days.

I don't know what reindeer are.

[reallymessedup.livejournal.com]

...well, at least that means your Santa senses are working right.

They look like, uh, this:

{ he doodles some reindeer (http://www.marcias-lesson-links.com/gayle/Santas_Reindeer.GIF) }

Although that one on the upper right looks more like a moose. { scribbled :/ face }

[thefifth.livejournal.com]

[a pause] All these things are from your world?

[reallymessedup.livejournal.com]

Well, uh, Santa doesn't technically exist in our world, just the stories and the scheme of things. We probably invented them though, yeah.

...unless there's a universe out there where there seriously is a Santa Clause. God help us all. { also very gone! }


Um. Slightly random, but we're doing better than the other night, but... It's snowing. And you're currently... Santa-esq. Think we should hold off on combat stuff for the night or what?