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[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

Wiggins.  Help me sell this black material for gold.  Surely the heathens will appreciate it.

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[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Well nonny they are not very attractive, no...

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

However!

I'm quite sure we could barter some of it if we just...

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Packed all of it into lovingly made gift baskets!

With champagne!

[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

Excellent thinking, Wiggins.

I assume you have received your payment.

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Th-the letter of recommendation? Oh yes, Sama Ratcliffe... I was so... very deeply... touched... ecstatically touched...

[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

Hn.

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

...Did you receive my gift?

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[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's that heathen again.

[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

The only book I read is the King James Bible.

ooc: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS BUT IT MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRY.

ooc: I TRY

[ofkingjames.livejournal.com]

THAT IS BECAUSE YOUR HEATHEN SOUL NEEDS TO BE PURGED AND CLEANSED. I'LL HAVE WIGGINS BAPTIZE YOU IMMEDIATELY.

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

WELL--

WHAT IS A BAPTIZE?

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Oh! It means that I cleanse your body with heavenly waters, Sama Gai, and I would be delighted to do it. Squeaky squeaky clean, nonny, that's how it goes ♪

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

...Cleanse? Heavenly waters?


...Would I be washed of everything bad I have done today?

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

...And you get to do it?

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

... Yes! I assure you it would be quite pleasant, nonny.

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

Then, ...then I suppose it could not hurt to try. I have been a very bad man today, Wiggins, and I need to be punished. I hope the feeling of your soapy hands all over my naked, trembling, squeaky squeaky clean body can help me.

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

... I don't believe you, Sama Gai, no nonny. What... what could a wonderful man such as yourself have possibly done to taint that... that wonderfulness?

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

I.

...I cannot say. I'm sorry, Wiggins...I loved the locket, really, I did. It was beautiful and made my heart sing. I am afraid I cannot accept your gift, though... I am undeserving of ever being in your presence again.

Goodbye, Wiggins.

[ooc: :I HE JUST LOVES BEING DRAMATIC WITH HIM]

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[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

I

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

I...

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

I refuse to accept that this could possibly be true...

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Therefore I... THEREFORE I

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[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Therefore, nonny, I must assume that you have been shaken from your senses by a hard blow to the head, or perhaps a little more alcohol than your lovely, athletic body is fit to handle!

GIGGINS ANGST/WAI ANGST ;-;

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

It was... [DRAMATIC] nice knowing you...

I wish we could sing together. One last time.

[TEARDROPS ON THE PAPER lolol]

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

W-w-what

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

[PANICS]

[heynonnynonnyho.livejournal.com]

Tell me where you are... I... I want to see you... one last time... [CRAI CRAI CRAI]

[gohardwork.livejournal.com]

No. I would not want to ravage you like the horrible predator I am. Please, preserve your youthful innocence and stay put. This is for the best. [SHAKEY VOICE..THEN DOES THAT WEIRD SIGH YOU DO AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN CRYING. WHERE ITS LIKE SI-SI-SIGH-SIGH SHUDDER? YEAH]

[petalreaper.livejournal.com]

Coal for gold? I highly doubt that. None here are that stupid.