(no subject)

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Happy holidays, lamers!
You all get (cue evil theme music)
COAL.

Enjoy your lamer holiday, losers!

[WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Comments

[adaptivity.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh...

[whatthesprigs.livejournal.com]

Well, coal is very expensive and hard to mine out now a days~

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

News flash. We're in Paradisa now. Nothing's expensive.

[whatthesprigs.livejournal.com]

So?

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Orchestras are for lamers! Evil hard rock theme? Now that's awesome!

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Cower before Santa Spicer!

[adaptivity.livejournal.com]

Um... no.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

So what.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Lamer. You'll fall with the rest of them!

[whatthesprigs.livejournal.com]

Some people probably appreciate it due to that fact.

[fullymetallic.livejournal.com]

Coal is actually very useful.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

You've never heard of Christmas, have you.

[whatthesprigs.livejournal.com]

I have. But you haven't heard of eviler things to put in stockings, have you?

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Whatever, lamer. You're just jealous of my awesome theme music!

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

What is with you people.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Coal is the bane of every kids' existence at Christmas. Duh.

[fullymetallic.livejournal.com]

Just saying... where I come from, coal is useful.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Uh huh

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

I have my own follo------

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

A gift?

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Good for you, lamer.

[whatthesprigs.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[bestwatchever.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas to you too, Jack.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Oh you're gonna let me win in getting the better gift, huh.

[jackbots-attack.livejournal.com]

Whatever, lamer.