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[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Dictated;]

H-Help... It's almost Christmas and I have no present for Murphy. What in the hells am I supposed to get him?

[Filter;]



Would you like to go out and play in the snow with me? ♥

[Ruby;]

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Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Get him a giant cake for us to burst out of in the nude. He will be delighted.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[A pause]

That's not funny.

Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

No, really. What should I get him?

Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[a pause]

Something that he will value?

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

But I don't know what he'd value or what would be too much or... [frustrated noise]

Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Why do you not know what he would value?

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I just don't. If I knew I'd know what to give him.

Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

There is nothing that would be too much here, considering the castle can grant you anything.

Whatever you choose, we will leap out of it.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[A silence that would be Even raising a brow]

Having you leap out of my gift naked would sort of ruin it.

Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We do suppose we might belittle the present itself...

We will take that into consideration.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[Arrow drawn to his question to One below]

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[ino]

Alcohol.

Filter;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I thought about that... But he has so much already and he can just ask the castle for it.

Even

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Your eternal love and devotion.

One/Even

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Why would he want that?

Two/Even

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

It escapes us, but humans are silly things.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly... You're asking me to make a fool of myself.

Even

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

How good of you to notice.

What are you talking about? He will love it.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think so...

Would you like a present? I wasn't going to give you anything and I usually am hoping you'll suddenly glitch and die, but I'm feeling generous.

Even;

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We'd love one.

Twins;

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

What would you like?

Even;

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Surprise us.

Red;

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[slightly excited huff noise]
YES!