http://meamconsume.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-12-14 12:30 am
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[dictated in an obnoxiously loud, girly, feminine voice]

ME AM LOST.





...WHERE AM GIRL'S ROOM?
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[identity profile] sofaultless.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Barbarian, learn to speak properly.

[identity profile] sofaultless.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's the stupidest question anyone has ever asked me, and considering the intelligence of some of the people I spend time with, that is significant.

[identity profile] sofaultless.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is the Fire nation the greatest civilization in history?

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
UM...


ME NOT SURE. WHAT AM FIRE NATION?

[identity profile] sofaultless.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
The greatest civilization in history.

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
OH. ME NOT HEARD OF THEM.

[identity profile] sofaultless.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do you, or have you at any point, lived under any rocks?

Ugh, Earth kingdom

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
NO. ME AM BEEN TO HELL THOUGH.

[identity profile] hotrod-mckay.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[A rather long moment of silence]

Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of the English language dying. And it's your fault.

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
ME NO HEAR ANYTHING?!

[identity profile] cruxthesis.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like tasty flesh?

[identity profile] cruxthesis.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried the kitchen? It's full of tasty humans.

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
ME LIKE CONSUME.

THANK YOU BOOK PERSON. ME AM GO FIND KITCHEN.



ME AM HOPE THEY HAVE HAM!

[identity profile] cruxthesis.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
The kitchen never short of ham, bacon, and eggs. [Stiffling his giggles]

Kitchen is on the first floor.

[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
YAY!
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[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
CONSUME!

[and this is the sound of Karnella consuming a convenient ham, because, uhm, she loves ham; then a long pause in which one can assume that she's staring blankly at Dist]


...HELLO.
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[identity profile] meamconsume.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[she seems totally oblivious to this]

REALLY?! ME AM LIKE FLOWERS. PINK ONES!

[identity profile] prevails.livejournal.com 2007-12-14 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why the "girls room"?
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