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[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

[dictated;]

Sneeze was a fluke. You know, in case anyone was concerned...

However? I was thiiiiiiiis close to turning into one of those people who wear gloves 24/7 and disinfect all their door knobs. [a noise like 'yech'] So not attractive.

[drumming her fingers on the desk] Okay, I may as well ask. Who wants to take bets on my next vision of grossness and death?

Comments

[apathological.livejournal.com]

Do you ever see anything other than grossness and death?

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Nope. They're kinda stuck on one channel. All gore, all the time.

[apathological.livejournal.com]

How depressing. Do you know of any reason why?

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Well ... yeah. Helping the helpless is my job. Only it's supposed to go: I see it, I say it, someone else saves the day.

[apathological.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of a psychic seeing only terrible things without exception. It's too bad that most here aren't the type to save the day.

[desensitized.livejournal.com]

Pay someone to be one of those people for you.

Visions, huh?

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I like the way you think.

Yep. A.K.A. the one gift I'd seriously like a refund on.

[desensitized.livejournal.com]

I have so had enough of trying to scrub crap off, I don't need to do it in some fancy posh castle, too.

... Ouch. So, what, you see the future or something?