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The virus also seems to have infected at least a few townspeople, so perhaps it's something more natural than assignation by the castle.

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Yes, the few that I saw while I was there were.

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Yes, or perhaps it began in the town and someone who went there accidentally brought it back.

Virus?

Whatever it is that's affecting so many people.

What about animals?

I don't think it affects them.

Good.

Why do you ask?

Wolf.

Oh? That's interesting.

What are you?

[a pause]

Human.

Hm.

I didn't know things were natural here!

Either way, we should have some people working to isolate it and understand how quickly it is mutating. Or something.

That would probably be a good idea. Do you know any researchers?

...Hmmmm.

HHHMMMMMMM.

What about you!?

None at all.

If someone does not do something quick, I will take it upon my own responsibilities to work hard and teach myself everything there is to know about biology and genetics.

I will find a cure.

That would be very impressive. How long do you think it would take you to do so?

A few months, I'm sure!

Wait, would everyone be dead by then?

I'd be the only man left in Paradisa. It would be up to me to continue the line. Maybe you, too.

What is your name, my friend?

Orochimaru.

...Ahaha. Seriously?

So you're here, too?

Well, I mean, OBVIOUSLY you are.

HHRNNNGHHH.

I take it back, you most certainly are not my friend.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yes, well, you should be.

I assume your first priority is to get out of here as soon as possible, and hopefully not resume your immoral expirementations at this place. If that is the case, then perhaps I will not find reason to use my fists of love on you.

[ooc: :[ omg don't use such sexy icons on me hnnghh]

Fists of love?

I certainly do not have fists of hatred. So what else would I give?

Who are you?

Maito Gai! The pleasure is yours.

No it isn't.

Well, I hate you. So there.

[ooc: ~~I mean...~~]

[ooc: LMFAO]

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