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[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

[recorded]

Buffy.

Buffy.

Buffy.

Buh-ffy.

What the hell, it's still funny.

You can't do that.

Because it's wrong.

[amused laughter before a while of silence; writing begins]

Heh. Oops.

Man, another fight outside? Gonna have to start selling ringside seats. Make a fortune of ...useless paper.

Comments

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Should I ask?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Too bad Spike isn't here anymore.

He could tell you.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

A Spike from your world?

Maybe I'll have to ask if he ever shows~

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a vamp on a diet.

Heh, sorry. Mocking B is just, like, wicked funny.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

How health-conscious of him yo.

Heh, think I'm getting that.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Vamps are big on self-preservation.

Seriously self-righteous.

How's the girl?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

What isn't?

Buffy?

Eh, she's being a bit more cautious now, so fine.

You?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

People in this castle, I'm guessing.

The one and only.

Good. No more delivery services for her until the amnesia goes away, yo.

Huh? Feel fine. Shorter and less stacked, but five by five. Just kinda... weird.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Not sure. It's not like a lotta us die even if we do just pop back up.

Yeah, yeah. Lets hope she keeps to that.

Weird? Like..getting used to a different body weird?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Hey, we'll see who lives through that match outside.

Yup.

Sure. Just ...wasn't exactly entirely ...together last time this happened. Weird memories. Was heading to Sunnydale to help B out with the apocalypse when I came here. I'm dicking around here when back home the world is ending.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

What the f

And then you can have a big bonfire made of money.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

That actually would entertain you?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

No, Faith, I was thinking of throwing some people in it. That would entertain me.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Are you recently morally bankrupt or were you born that way?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Did you recently become a gigantic bitch, or is it just me?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

...I kinda did, now that you ask.

Not exactly wearing the same skin right now.

[a pause as she starts to realize what's happening]

Oh.

Fuck me.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

What?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

If I start acting like a self-righteous tight ass with no sense of fun for the next week, you can thank the castle.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Okay. See you in a week.

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Uh, Faith? Did you take a little vacation to the land of not making sense?

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

B's body, yo. I'm in it.


[OOC: P-pretend this was earlier]

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

What? Why? No wait, better question. How?

[ooc: SURE THING.]

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Castle thought it'd be real hilarious.

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

Well, it needs its sense of humor checked.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Gee, 'cause I so looked forward to being B again.