paradisalost | (no subject)

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--this, all of this, absolute chaos.

[a harumph]

Deplorable.

But it is sort of...amusing.

Only in the most unsophisticated sense of the word. Like watching apes fling dung.

[an amused sound]

It could be worse.

You could have been forced to join them.

As if I'd allow myself.

Who are you?

Soren.

['hmm']

Well, you seem sensible enough. Do you know what this place is?

...

You're telling me.

No, actually, I am not. I was musing to myself.

[pffts]

Peasant.

Yow are wel right, I've niste seigh switch unreste in yeers.

Finally, language to match the settings. Tell me. What time is this?

The yeer of our Lord...

...Clepe me the fool, but I cannot recall. This is moste disturbing.

More than you know.

Any chance you could manage to recall the name of this planet?

I agree. Nothing can be done if people are yelling and being irrational ... even if some of them are unfortunately like that normally.

Really, now?

I, being the demonic magnet, expected something to happen. Just not anything like this.

Your paranoia doesn't interest me.

What does is how and why I was pulled from Gallifrey to join this madhouse.