[this is halloween pt. one;]

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

[all dictated ; he's just sort of sitting on his scythe here, hanging out and floating above the rest of the crowd on it, journal in his lap]

Are you angels and demons really going to go to war again? You're all so repetitive, honestly. This is why I like working with mortals so much - they get more creative than you.

[a thoughtful 'hmn'] I wonder how many souls I can reap tonight~

Comments

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, reaper. You like working with mortals because you can't pick a side.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

I work with mortals because I don't want a side. Like I said, you're all repetitive.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

And what you do isn't? Please.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Oh, I never said I wasn't repetitive sometimes myself. That's why I have my games to spice up the job occasionally.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

We have games, too.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Well, that much was obvious enough. All you demons have your games.

[kel-of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

Should we just ignore each other, then?

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Do what you will, I'm just saying my piece~ Nobody cares about what the reapers say though, of course.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Only if ordered to do so! I wouldn't defy the wishes of his Holy.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Huh, I figured I'd get that answer.

[paranoidstork.livejournal.com]

The reaper, eh? Yeh won't be gettin' me, lad! Not today!

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

[laughter] We'll see about that~!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Captain Stork, huh?

Should probably let you know...we got a 100% success rate.

[paranoidstork.livejournal.com]

YE'LL NEVER GET ME!

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[a VERY scary laugh]

There's one I've never heard before~

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Heh, they love to act all superior yet they are still singing the exact same tune after all these millenniums.

How boring~

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I can't figure out where exactly they got the idea that they're any higher than us reapers. Maybe it's because they've picked sides~ [yes, that's said intentionally to mock demon!Schuldig]

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Heh, making us sound like a bunch of fence sitters.

Sure wonder how the hell the angels don't think death isn't in God's plan either.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Seriously. The neutral zone is still a side of its own.

That's always baffled me. Ah well, let them believe what they will. We're just the reapers after all~

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

Yep, we're only here to do the job so they don't have to. Ungrateful.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

[laughter] Hmn, if we're not careful we're going to sound like grumpy old men chastising the local kids~

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Guess we wouldn't want that to happen~

...That one Angel is starting to piss me off.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

The one who was grouping us with the demons?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

That's the one.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. Her spiel is very annoying.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Incredibly.

On Earth with mortals I'd give her a day. And that's if she was in some remote place.

[nimblefingered.livejournal.com]

Hah. I'd give her half of one.