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[fufufufufu.livejournal.com]

Hey, does anyone know where Ino the monster is? I wanna see it.

[Added later]

POOCH! POOCHIE POOCHIE POOCH!

Comments

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[ino]

UGH! DEBITT, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD!!

[fufufufufu.livejournal.com]

Debitt?

[ino]

He's the one who lied to you about there being a monster named Ino.

[fufufufufu.livejournal.com]

Oh. Who's Ino?

[ino]

Me.

[fufufufufu.livejournal.com]

You're the monster?

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Fuck...that is definitely a monster right there.

[ino]

Excuse me?

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Just making an observation.

[ino]

{she starts humming 'It's A Small World'}

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Aww, look. Frankenstein's monster is bein all cute and shit.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[ino]

Too bad your opinion doesn't mean anything~

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

In that case your opinion means even less.

[ino]

What was that? I don't speak Dumbass.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Hey...d'ya think she has fangs and claws and a hideous face and all that monster shit?

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Think?

We know.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Makes sense. A monstrous face to go with a monstrous personality.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

She totally does. Weighs about 600lbs, too.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Well that's just fucking creepy. Bet she smells like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon and covered in ass.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

What'd I do? You sure sound like a scary as fuck monster.

[ino]

You lied to this poor, innocent girl.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

Hey, it wasn't a fucking lie. At worst it was like, me telling the truth from my own unique perspective. ♥

[ino]

It was a lie. I'm not a monster.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

You sound like one. You look like one~ There's this saying. You know, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck...?