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Some plant just tried to bite off my face.

When I get my fire skills ready, that plant is going to be plant ash.

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Was this plant red with abnormally long teeth and slithering vines?

It may have been, but it'll be black when I'm done with it.

RADESSIA.

You will do no such thing! If any harm befalls her, I swear on my life you will pay dearly!

I'm not responsible for what happens to "her." If anything, you were the one careless enough to let "her" escape.

Hmph! Careless indeed! Would you chain up a child simply for being a tad rowdier than most? Do not even think about haphazardly throwing such a label at me before you even begin to realize the care and technique flora such as her require.

Do children try to eat people?

I am sure they are not above biting in the name of self-defense, which is precisely what I am sure she must have done.

No, they scream, flail, and kick around in the air, but never bite until the opportune moment.

And I was exiting the kitchen when it came from the side.

You obviously startled her. If you last saw her in the kitchen, leave her be and I will retrieve her myself.

~~Well, that was easier than I thought it'd be.~~

I applaud your sense of revenge and hope you're successful in your efforts against the plant.

DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM.

It's only a plant, Marluxia.

"Only a plant"?! Never have I heard such a--(inkblot) No, no. I suppose I could not expect the likes of you to understand my protectiveness.

Regardless, she is more than "just a plant" and I will leave it at that.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Spiting the owner?

Correct.

I hate you, VI~

On the contrary, XI, you've already claimed you lack the ability to feel hate. You wouldn't want to be hypocritical, would you? [lightly sketched Nobody insignia]

Oh, VI, hypocrite is such a strong word. I prefer the term 'specious'.

And was it not you who said that we could feel upon arriving here? What if I was wrong in my disbelieving you? Or perhaps I only think I hate you and it is but a figment of my memories and imagination? Who knows~ (neatly drawn heart)

I prefer strong words when they're so appropriate.

I did say as much, but you seemed so determined to counter my suggestions. Maybe you do hate. I hope so.

Now you are hurting my feelings, VI. Really.

I fail to see why it would matter at all to you whether or not I am capable of hatred.

Pity.

Then you're not giving it much thought. If you are capable of hatred or any real emotion, you're helping to prove my theory correct. If not, just another stray variable.

My heart~! It bleeds~!

My, my, my. All I can really manage to say to that is you, dear VI, could most certainly benefit from stopping to smell the daisies for a moment in time.

There's a fair chance I'm allergic to daisies, so no thank you.

Oh, such a pity.

More like a benefit.

No, no, I believe it is a shame, for now it seems you are doomed to never know and appreciate the scent of daisies.

[A short line of ink trails off to the side in surprise.]

We got man-eating plants on the loose?

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