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{journal is transcribing sound.}

Ah ...

oh, yes, a little to the left

mmm ...

oh, god

... yes YES THAT'S PERFECT OH GOD YES

{long pause}

{switches to Haruko's normal handwriting.}

I have a big painting hanging in my room now! YOU ALL SHOULD COME SEE ~~GET IN LINE FOR TESTING, CHILDREN~~~~~

.... if you see a yellow Vespa, don't be alarmed. It just wants to smell you. ♥

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Well, what the fuck.

Excusez moi?

Pot kills your braincells.

So does pizza and television, but hell, I ain't complainin'!

"yellow Vespa"? As in wasp?

No, as in the vee-hik-ul.

And this... "vee-hik-ul" is capable of licking?

Wait, wait. What is a "vee-hik-ul"?

V-e-h-i-c-l-e. Vehicle. noun
1. any means in or by which someone travels or something is carried or conveyed; a means of conveyance or transport: a motor vehicle; space vehicles.
2. a conveyance moving on wheels, runners, tracks, or the like, as a cart, sled, automobile, or tractor.
3. a means of transmission or passage: Air is the vehicle of sound.
4. a carrier, as of infection.
5. a medium of communication, expression, or display: The novel is a fitting vehicle for his talents. Language is the vehicle of thought.
6. Theater, Movies. a play, screenplay, or the like, having a role suited to the talents of and often written for a specific performer.
7. a means of accomplishing a purpose: College is a vehicle for success.
8. Rhetoric. the thing or idea to which the subject of a metaphor is compared, as “rose” in “she is a rose.” Compare tenor (def. 3).
9. Pharmacology. a substance, usually fluid, possessing little or no medicinal action, used as a medium for active remedies.
10. Painting. a liquid, as oil, in which a pigment is mixed before being applied to a surface.

But in this case, it means the conveyance moving on wheels.

It does not lick, it tackleglomps. AND SOMETIMES KILLS.

...so it is dangerous!? It must be stopped!

NO IT'S NOT DANGEROUS SHUT UP AND GO HAVE A POPSICLE

I refuse! If this veehikul of yours is capable of killing, I must end it!

IT BOWS TO MY COMMAND SO BACK OFF MISTER. I HAVE A CROSS THAT WARDS OFF VAMPIRES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

...I fail to see what that has to do with anything. I am not a vampire.

YOU ARE TOO

SECRETLY

AT NIGHT

FANGGGGSSSS!

....!!!!!

That is not true!

IT IS SOOOOO TRUE. Don't deny it. Go suck some blood.

This conversation is ridiculous. I refuse to participate in it any longer!

Yeah, right, go be a wussy somewhere else.

...

Have you been drinking again, miss?

I'm afraid I have not, little boy. If you'd like, we can go drinking together sometime ♥

I'm not a little boy...

Um, I think that I'll pass.

Oh what. You party pooper. LIGHTEN UP PLEAZEE.

[several blots of ink, as if caused by a start]... Fantasies?

Just because I choose not to drink with you, I'm a "party pooper." That's not very nice.

You most certainly ARE. And I'll be nice when you get drunk. ♥

But you did. You said WHAT YES YOU ARE DON'T RUIN MY ~~FANTASIES~~ IMAGE. Did you forget already?

...You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk.

I'm sure it's better than right now. You're such a square.

Then why did you say you didn't? And then called me a pervert. I'm not a pervert, you know.

Being square is better than stealing souls.

STEALING SOULS?! COOL LEMME TRY

...I'm imagining that you're intoxicated, miss. Because there's no other explination for your oddness. Well, perhaps drugs, but I'm not sure they have that here.

No.

YES PLEASE PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU A LOLLIPOP

Are you okay...?

Ahh~! A painting? What's it of?

I'm FINE! Absolutely dandy.

VAN GOGH. ♥

That's good!

Oh, Yuiko doesn't know a lot about paintings...

Yes, yes it is.

Van Gogh. Famous artist.

Nyaa! I wanna look at the pretty picture~

What's a vespa? Uuun?

THEN COME LOOK AT IT, silly girl.

It's a kind of motorcycle~~ it's my baby~~

Eeeh? Aka chan? Nyaa~ Weeeeiiird. But okay! Hee hee. Where are you~?

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