paradisalost | (no subject)

Would there be a point in asking what exactly you're talking about?

I used to be bored.

I'm not anymore.

Pretty simple.

And why is it you're no longer bored?

Lots of reasons.

Such as?

Right now, people spazzing. It's funny.

I see. Though, after those people finish "spazzing," it will be boring again, correct?

Maybe. Maybe not.

I won't question you further, then.

Suit yourself.

Why?

You're here.

That woman was flirting with you.

It was funny.

it's less funny when you're the one who has to leash her all the time, I gotta say.

Question:

She ever actually done anything?

You want the list?

Sure.

You serious? Well, suit yourself.

For one, she stole one of my bras. And she's doing ... I don't want to know what she's doing with it. She asks girls out on dates ALL THE TIME. She distracts them with flowers and candy so she can stare at their chests. She conveniently "trips" and falls into girls' chests. She used to hit on my best friend ALL THE TIME.

Should I go on? There isn't much left, but... yeah, I'd say she's done stuff.

Sure.

Usually people like that are all bark hardly any bite.

Don't worry about this one; I've got her covered. Looks like you've got your work cut out for you.

She IS mostly bark. It's just annoying, so I punch her sometimes.

Yeah, no kidding. Alright then. Hey, what's your name? I'm Tatsuki.

Heh. Fair enough.

Watch it. Protecting people can get you killed. ...Jo.

Thought so.

......... I'm not gonna get killed protecting random strangers from my pervy schoolmate. ~~if I die protecting someone it'll be for-~~ Eh, nevermind. Nice to meet you, Jo.

Uh huh.

Dying from protecting random strangers happens more often than you'd think. Yeah.

[She scribbles a little stickfigure!Tatsuki grinning.]

.... eh, well, Chizuru couldn't and wouldn't kill me. THAT's more like a rivalry.

Nice.

Rivalry, huh? Do you?

Heh. Thanks~

Tch. Big one, too.

Well, I've seen worse.

So what's the competition? Too complicated?

Hey, I never said I was Picasso. But they get the point across and that suits me fine.

Eh, it's not really a competition over a something or someone in particular.. we just fight a lot because she's a perv and hits on my best friend. It sorta became a habit to stop her from hitting on other people, too.

Heh. Yeah, okay.

Must be some best friend.

Nothing's ever too complicated.

... yeah. She's pretty special. Been friends with her for years. Chizuru just liked her .. because she had a rack.

But when she shows up, I take it Chizuru's gonna hit on her anyway.

That it was too complicated? Sure. Just so I could tell you that it's a crap concept.

.. actually, I think the thing Chizuru lost was her memories of her.. though once she sees her, yeah, she'll probably hit on her anyway. Tch.

Sucks.

Nothing so altruistic. ...That's what I thought, too.