001 - Recorded

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

[Transcribed sound of the journal being knocked over and open, followed by a very long silence]

...There is nothing of any relevance... in this book...

[Another pause]

...Although, for some reason, it seems to record what I am saying...

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You don't say.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

No... I do.

Perhaps you could indulge me... what part of the Matrix is this?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Matrix? You're a program, too?

But uh, it's not. Part of the Matrix. It's Paradisa.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could be called that...

Paradisa...? I see.

[wormyrat.livejournal.com]

So following that logic, what you say must have no relevance, either.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Semantics are of no particular interest to me... What matters is why am I here... what purpose does bringing me here serve...?

[wormyrat.livejournal.com]

That's what we'd all like to know.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Then, hopefully, one of you might actually discover something soon, as unlikely as that seems.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Fuckin surprise, eh?

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact... no.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Huh. Good for you, fuck nuts. Nerves of steel and shit like that.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Thank you, I suppose...

But that is, at this point, irrelevant. What matters is why I am here, why I am no longer in The Matrix...

[windtactics.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you can observe.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Indeed I can... and apparently... so can you.

[windtactics.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's a terribly useful skill, isn't it?

Welcome to Paradisa.

[plutoniangarnet.livejournal.com]

A very good observation.

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

A very irrelevant statement.

[plutoniangarnet.livejournal.com]

[she's laughing at Smith!]

Welcome to Paradisa. Don't try to escape. It won't work.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Just one of you?

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Well, a rogue program. I can't say I'm happy to see you...

Apparently... although I plan to remedy that in a very timely fashion.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We've missed you too.

Is that so?

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Paradisa. ♥

[virusagent.livejournal.com]

Thank you... though I am not, in the slightest, excited to be here.

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

That is all right, no one is at first, but there are many nice things here. And it seems like you know One and Two. That's good. To have people that you know here. It'll seem less lonely. ♥

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

It tends to do that, yeah. And broadcasts it to the whole castle, so be careful what you say when it's open.

Looks like everything's been explained to you. It's surprisingly easy to get used to this place.