Did I miss the fucking notice?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Wanted:

SAM seeking persons who seek to cleanse themselves of sin and be purified to reach the one True God. Must not be afraid of unusual situations, tirades, God, curse words, or salvation. Am devoted, communicative, and not afraid of anything. If interested, contact Hidan of room 1306. Any mentions of Valentine's Day will lead to enthusiastic consideration and compensation.

[ Private ]
Well it's worth a fucking try. The heathens are all excitable, may as well try to benefit Jashin in the meantime.
[ /End ]

Comments

[amber-flare.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *dies* I love you, Rach. Why are you not on IM?))

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[amber-flare.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Aw, poor Ishmael. *pets and ignores the nakey thing*))

[forsakenchosen.livejournal.com]

It's good to see you've taken my advice telling people about your religion and it's greatness.

I'm sure you'll have people interested in it!

[OOC: *DIES* ]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can see them fucking flocking to what's actually better for them. "People" are stupid, but can't blame a guy for giving them a fucking chance, seriously.

[forsakenchosen.livejournal.com]

If they don't join the first time, don't be discouraged, maybe you'll need another method?

[ OOC: Oh believe me. I am. XD! ]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

That's the fucking truth of it all. Eh, I've got time to bring some of the fucking heathens around, one way or another.

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

. . .

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Oh look, must be Itachi.

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

... I can't believe you actually ...

... No, never mind. Have fun with your little students.

[ Private to Itachi ]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Awh, Itachi, are you jealous? It's a fucking job, I'm fucking doing it.

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

No, I am not jealous.

I understand. Just remember that you need to be ready.

[Private to Itachi]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, you are jealous. No offense, but that's fucking sick!

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

...

I meant you need to be ready to help me capture Kyuubi.


But if you do that with your students too, I suppose that's none of my business.

[Private to Itachi]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Listen, I fucking understand heathens indulge in all sorts of... practices, but shit, Itachi, I didn't want to fucking know you were into that shit.

Besides, I can always pay a hell of a lot more attention to you when you fucking say those three little words. "Convert me, Hidan." Seriously, what the fuck?

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

I am not 'into' anything of the sort. In fact, I didn't even think of that subject until after you, the priest, brought it up.

...

I'm considering it. There may be several conditions involved.

[Private to Itachi]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

You're fucking going senile and blind. Must suck to be you, Itachi, seriously.

...

No shit? Don't be fucking pulling my leg on this, fuckface.

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

I am not becoming either of those things.

I was not kidding. However, I repeat - there may be several conditions involved.

[Private to Itachi]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Right, you already fucking are both. Twisted freak.

So state your fucking "conditions," Itachi. Can't fucking know if they work if you don't spill the fucking beans.

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

No.

For starters, I believe you will need to listen to me instead of whining about anything and everything. I will think of more later and present you with a full list, but I believe that is the most important.

[Private to Itachi]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

You're fucking kidding me Alright, I'll listen. Try to not take too fucking long with the rest of your little shit-list.

[Private to Hidan]

[youlackhate.livejournal.com]

I hope I can trust you on that, Hidan.

I'll try.

[oddoneouthere.livejournal.com]

... Cultists?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

If you fucking survive.

...Never, seriously. Practicing polygamist.

[oddoneouthere.livejournal.com]

... You know, this is probably one of the less strange things to come across here. What kind of religion is it?

[OOC: The ad kills me. XD!]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Not inclined to fucking disagree. The only fucking true religion. Jashin, seriously.

[oddoneouthere.livejournal.com]

That's... not a religion where I'm from.

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Heathen. If you ever want to be saved... Find me. Seriously.

[oddoneouthere.livejournal.com]

... You're qualified? Why am I having this conversation in the first place? This guy is starting to sound like he could play the role of a robed fanatical cult leader with no trouble if he wanted to. ... This must be a sign that I have too much time on my hands, even with Haruhi telling me to do this and that. [gone]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Don't ask fucking stupid ass questions. Fuck.

[oddoneouthere.livejournal.com]

According to someone, stupid questions don't exist. That's probably not true, but... Never mind.

[right-lane.livejournal.com]

Wait. That's my room number.

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck, is it? Then you can do the damn screenings. Keep all the freaks and fanbrats away, please.

[right-lane.livejournal.com]

No. I field no man's personal ad responses. And watch your mouth, it's offensive.

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Well fucking fine. I'm a woman, now will you fucking do it?

[right-lane.livejournal.com]

I will not.

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Fucking hate you hellish little heathens. Are you fucktarded or something? Just answer the door, and if they try to fucking kill you, then send 'em my way. Got it?