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Do you recall our little demon problem?~

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Your constant little bitchfights would be so much more fun if you both actually said different things each time. Shape up, will you?~ ♥

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Fuck off.

Bad mood?~

How the hell do you expect me to respond to that?

We don't predict things~

Any reason you're being so annoying today?

We've been giving our projects a little breathing space~

Speaking of which...

[Pyro]

Your pyrokinesis means you can weld things, does it not?

How exciting.

[One]

Well, yeah. Why?

We might need a favor from you concerning a metal box later~

Try not being such an asshole, then.

Don't look at these kinds of things as insults, Pyro.

Look at them as opportunities~

... What the hell does that even mean?

We mean that- and we say this with much love and appreciation of outright destruction -your more subtle methods of attack could use a little work.

... Why bother?

You can't win with just one trick~

I can do plenty of tricks with fire...

And what happens if you're submerged?

Or place in a situation where creation of fire is impossible?

I won't let anyone submerge me.

And if there's a place where fire can't be generated, what the hell do you expect me to do, anyway?

Bitch and whine, mostly~

I thought you said my methods could use a little work. I'm pretty sure I've got that one down pat.

Methods for survival, Pyro; bitching and whining just increases the likelihood of them kicking you in the face.

So what are you getting at? Pyrokinesis is my only ability.

Do you know how to make nail grenades?

What's with your obsession with nail grenades.

They're extremely useful~

I guess...

♥~

[if eyerolling could be transcribed...]

It's not really any of your business, is it?

It becomes a matter of community concern when every conversation the two of you engage in devolves into an arguement about whether Pyro is in love with Magneto or not.

That was actually a recent thing. ... And I didn't start it.

Actually, you did.

Actually, I didn't.

Don't talk about things like you understand it front and back. To borrow Pyro's words, you're being a little extra annoying.

You're being a little extra predictable yourself~

I seem to remember something along those lines, yes.

Holy water works, doesn't it?

Would you mind terribly getting us a little?~

We'd bribe you, but you don't want anything and probably wouldn't take it anyway. ♥

I have no interest in helping you children with your childish games, whatever they may be.

Bad week?~ Century?~

Sod off, would you?

Ohhh, really, what's got you so titchy?

Unless it's changed recently that's not the sound of sodding off.

Sounds like you need cheering up~

It sounds distinctly like you may have a birth defect causing your brain to not function properly. Sod. Off.

[laughing]

[Muttered:]
Children.

[journal closes]

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