[386]

[ino]

( Zelman )

(no subject)

[bodilesswarrior.livejournal.com]

( Steph )

[037] Zelman and the Zanpakutou

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

( Zelman Clock )

[ooc: sorry for the spam, i have mun permission for this.]

Episode 26

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

( Filtered from Vampires )

( Abel and Seth )

(no subject)

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION VAMPIRES AND HUMANS/NON HUMANS WITH UNUSUAL DIETARY CHOICES

Are you just a nice guy who happens to have a craving for human blood? Does this get in the way of you making relationships with other humans? Well then, look no further because I, Maya Fey, am here to introduce you to...


The Hamburger!

That's right, the hamburger ladies and gentlemen! It's a delicious treat for all species of all ages. Just order one from the castle today, and you'll experience the juicy meaty patty, the soft bun, the crisp lettuce and juicy tomatoes. It's the most delicious food in the world, and by substituting human blood for cow meat, you'll not only be able to enjoy a delicious treat, but you can eat it in public!

I know not all worlds have this delicious treat, so even if you're not in need of a new scrumptious treat, everyone should try one anyway, they're kind of the best food in the world. And you can quote me on that. If it's not quite bloody for you, I bet the castle will give you a raw burger? Not my thing, but hey that's okay!

So, you know, next time you get hungry, imagine a tasty hamburger. This has been a Paradisa Public Service Announcement.

36 Swords in the Stone

[excalibured.livejournal.com]

[This boy...Is having so many problems. It's one thing to be in a body that's definitely not his own, it's another to try and squeeze into feminine clothing. Gwen's clothing, when he was bodyswapped with her was easier to manage, you just slipped it over your head and did up the ties. Why did the future have to complicate things with buttons, and clasps and zippers in places he couldn't reach with his arm still in his socket?]

This...Is absolutely ridiculous!

[He considers calling for the original owner of the body, Joan, but she's in his, and that's a whole pile of awkward he doesn't need to repeat. He can't call either of his temporary roommates, so he's out of luck there. So what does he do? Wear the oversized sweater that's a left over memento from the LA plot, it's too snug around the chest, but it covers everything necessary, so he considers it an accomplishment. Finding a skirt he'd previously been forced into wearing on the floor takes care of the rest, though he needs to put it on backwards to be able to do it up. He looks as ridiculous as he feels, but he's only going to be going into town to buy a dress he can reasonably get into. What is his life?

He waits until he reaches the lobby to slip into the heels, before realizing navigating the stairs in them wasn't the problem, he just can't walk in them at all, and takes a few steps before over balancing, thankfully, over the arm of a near by chair]

This...Shall be fun. [:\]

[dictated]

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

You've all been raising quite a commotion. Care to enlighten we of the newer blood as to what you've all taken a fright of? Your buzzing is getting dangerously close to the sound of a hive before it swarms.

some days just call for pancakes.

[ninjasinspace.livejournal.com]

[Which is why River is in the kitchen, attempting to make some. Admittedly, since she's... not exactly suited to this task, what with the shiny sharp things and stoves and such, she's failing a little - many of them are underdone, most of them are overdone, and she's burnt her thumb on the stovetop a little.

It might help somewhat if she were to get rid of the oversized coat bearing a suspicious resemblance to Ten's pooling on floor around her. But she's determinedly rolled up the sleeves and is doing her best not to trip, so.

Also she may have spilled a load of flour on her journal. Oops.]

Un

[christinesfolly.livejournal.com]

[She woke with a jolt, looking around this room in a surprise that was still too great to turn to panic yet. Stone walls and a huge luxurious bed? Alone? She must be dreaming; which meant that thing chasing her would be here any second to grab her by the hair and force her to stay.

Slipping her legs out from under the sheets as fast as she could, fear beginning to crawl up her spine, she made a dash for the door not expecting to make it. She never did... just ended up running from corner to corner as her escape slid through her helpless fingers.

And yet, her fingers were closing on the door handle and the wooden door was swinging open, the nameplate shining with her name making breath stop in her lungs abruptly.

The journal would record panicked breathing, swiftly turning into hyperventilating, and soft gasping sobs.]

Ch-Christine? Where am I?

[ooc: Forward dated to this evening.]

XVIII

[shotapope]

I-is it really true? Have there been v-v-vampire attacks? Is it s-safe...?

(no subject)

[scouring.livejournal.com]

[Tim's had a rough past couple of days... actually, he had a rough past couple of weeks. Either way, he's up on the roof, listening to linkin park eating a peanut butter & justice jelly sandwich.

He's got his journal open, just kind of enjoying the nice day, when suddenly...

There's a slight squishing sound... as Tim steps on a used condom.]

What was--

[pause]

Oh... god.

[and here are the recorded sounds of Tim running over to the edge of the roof to desperately attempt to scrape the used condom off his shoe.

Because seriously... that's a pretty gross thing to leave lying around B(]

((OOC. I don't even... Open or over the journals...))

(no subject)

[thenewbat.livejournal.com]

( Batfamily )

[And in front of the now empty room 1903 is Terry, sitting against the door and petting a whining great dane]

Yeah, I know boy.

-35- Feels Like The First Time

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

[with the swamp draining, vines unwinding and animals returned to not-so-dangerous sizes, Faye has recovered her zipcraft. So-- with how nice the weather is today --she's outside, hosing the mud off of her ship and removing the plants and grass that had begun to grow over its landing arms. ...Sorry for any water that gets on the journal in the process]

[dryly] ...It's just so nice that this Castle even gets bored of normal horrible weather. Who needs the usual Spring storms, when you can sink the whole place into a giant swamp!

[after rinsing bits of mud of off her legs, she shuts off the hose with a dramatically annoyed sigh.]

Can't wait to see what it has planned for the Summer. Everyone likes deserts, right?

( Barney )



( Crowley )



( Abel )



[it was time for a break. So, she climbs up onto her ship and gets comfortable, basking in the partly-cloudy sun to dry off. ...Does she hope that she has a few passersby catch a glimpse of her stretched out and lounging on her ship, skin still dappled with water from the hose? ...Of course she does.
She's still busy being thankful that she's off her loss and female again, after all.]

six06

[fauconnerie.livejournal.com]

[ he's perched in what is probably at this point, his favourite tree in the forest. Nudge's supposed to go flying with him today, right? well, he's waiting on her and keeping an eye out on the surroundings near him to see if she's coming. ]

( backdated to yesterday. )

♛ o12

[prominency.livejournal.com]

[ so... in the kitchen? there's arthur cooking, apron and everything. except it's not arthur, it's joan. still, this is a rare opportunity so come watch while it lasts. B) and her cooking is pretty awesome, too! ]

(no subject)

[visionofwords.livejournal.com]

[A few spatters of ink as the book flies open… and then about three little handprints on the page. Quite little, actually, a childs hands. A bit new to the writing business much?

Inky handprints were only a precursor to fingerpainted flowers and animals, before the splotches took over again for a moment.

… Then fingerpainted words! Not… really a lot of words. Spelling is HARD.]

Bok. Bokk.

[No?] papier. Papar. Pepar. Enk. Eenk.[Looks like it’s spelling hour with Aisling. After a few more aborted attempts to spell, a voice finally quips over the journal]

It’s not as good as Brendens…

[It sounds like… a little girl! A very little girl, maybe around six or so, with a definite Irish accent. Oh... oh wait!

A pause. Oh snap words]

Brenden. [And the name writes itself out] … Pangur ban. [Tada! A beat]

He never said they could do that! Book! That’s how you spell it? Ink! … With an I? Paper. That’s stupid. [B-be prepared to sit here for a long… long time, guys]

[[ooc:derpderpderp never put a location derp. Aisling is around the upper floor of the library. Come get her before her inky little fingers go through the books]]

☢FIVE (written)

[unhands.livejournal.com]

[ written rather quickly. Julian isn't sure how he'd sound if he said it, so he's not gonna bother. ]

Anyone seen a red-headed kid with matching red wings? Goes by the name of Jay?

[ this is what he gets for actually checking on former teammates. B| ]

jinx

[ultimaverum.livejournal.com]

Who: Question ultimaverum & Deadpool mouthiness
What: Putting a stop to Jerkpool
When: Today, late evening
Where: In town
Rating: PG-13 ish? I don't even know

( Read more... )

Host King's First Court

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Stretching under the covers of his bed, the first clue Tamaki had he wasn't in his own room was the sheets - these were not the silken hand-woven sheets he usually slept in. The second clue was the room itself, he was relatively certain his room was not a stone clad affair.

Padding over to the window in his bear-patterned pajamas, he rubbed a hand sleepily through tousled blonde hair and looked out of the window.

A castle... A CASTLE!

This must be some new event for the host club organised by Kyouya, oh joy! Oh, rapture! Immediately his brain danced to happy thoughts of Haruhi in the cutest ye-olde-style damsel outfit waiting in the tallest tower for her knight to save her. Swooning into his arms as he defeated the dreaded guard trolls who looked suspiciously like those devil twins she cooed at him: "Oh senpai, I love-love you~"

Beaming all over his face, he flung open the door and gestured dramatically, voice ringing out over the journals...]

Fear not, Haruhi, I will save you!

somethin' to atone for; part six

[agood-halfman.livejournal.com]

( [Lorne] )

ϟ 04

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Man, I gotta hand it to telepaths. Having other people in your brain all the time is messed up. SO glad I can think at my own pace again.


( Wally West )

jukebox selection B09 - Concrete Blonde Bloodletting

[huntersdaughter]

[Filtered From Vampires]

What kind of Vampires are here?

Cause, I've been reading in the library and I guess there are more than just the kind I used to deal with. [some idle cross-hatching in the margin]

Apparently some of them just turn into dust? [shakes her head] That's a helluva lot easier to clean up than the ones I'm used to.

First Edition; Audio

[allucinator]

[A voice-- rough, male and most definitely from New York-- sounds over the book. It's clearly unintentional (he's yelling out to the hallway, you see, not the notebook) and one can hear Jack moving around the room and out the door as he speaks:]

Right, so who the hell's the wise guy who thought they'd be real clever an' brin' me here?

[He falls silent for a few seconds, wandering around.]

Hello? Anybody here? Wassa matter, you chicken out after kidnappin' me? Come on, show yourself!

Interesting findings

[quite-dubius.livejournal.com]

 
H-had anyone experienced a situation where it seemed that the castle had messed with your memories in a particular way. N-no, I don't mean your loss.

W-When I first came here, I had introduced myself by a particular name. Yet, the moment I was greeted by someone from my world, I suddenly referred myself by a different name. In fact, all the people I remembered in my homeworld I refer to them by different names...

( [Subaru-kun and Luna-chan] )

|| { 82: con anima } ||

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

[Filtered towards vampires]

'Sup, guys? The normies have been talking about you. I'm transcribing the interesting bits as they update.

[here's the first one]

[aaand here's the second]

❀ seven unicorn statues for my desk

[iamdamnloyal]

[Filtered: Totally away from Vampires. (Except Me)
Totally far away from the guy that's telling on the people that are talking about Vampires.
Oh and Filtered from people that might tell that guy, that I'm telling on that guy...]

[breathes a sigh of relief, (unneeded of course) since, if the journal wasn't magic - no way would that lame filtering have actually worked, but it did!]

Guys? [a pause, she's trying to help here]

Uhm... I totally get it. You're scared and there are people - vampires - here that can be dangerous, but uhm... we're [crap! fix it!!] I mean, they're not all dangerous.

Some of them are probably really cool. They're really cool and have excellent fashion sense.

Though, some of them aren't and you should try to keep your investigating kinda ... on the D-L.

There's, probably, another chance that there are other people that are going to report to the other, meaner, way more dangerous vampires. Because, that's what bad people do.

Like, it's in those books... they're... Oh! Familiars. [she's grinning] They're totally like this [she gestures with her fingers overlapping/crossing] with vampires.

Trust me, I know the -- I mean, I want to help you. [sounds 'oh, so trying to be helpful']