[entry 19]

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I don't know what he's so angry about. It was way too obvious that I was totally going to beat him. I'm not even sure he can count to 100. The race was won before it started. Why?

Because I'm Kid Flash! Fastest Kid Alive!


I made that sound way better than Wally did.

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... When you finally provoke him into coming to kill you, try not to get my room trashed in the process.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

No need to worry about that, he can't kill me. He's too slow.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my room isn't very fast either.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

'Course not, Pyro! Rooms can't run! I wouldn't endanger the secret fort that way.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Good to know you've got your priorities in order.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Well that's what everyone's always yelling at me about so I guess I got them this time!

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why!

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

If it's not one reason, it's another. Where's Superbeast hiding, anyway? Is he crying? I bet that cape is good for blowing your nose in when someone's sleeve isn't around.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... And you wonder why he keeps trying to kill you?

I bet it would, but how hard is it hard to wash alien snot out of fabric...?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Well yeah! I didn't do anything wrong.

I don't want to find out. That's DISGUSTING!! It's probably like tar.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Well, stop trying to provoke him!

... [sad attempt at stifling a laugh]

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Why? He's funny when he's mad.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, also really dangerous?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Dangerous? No, he's just crazy.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Crazy with a side of indestructible and laser eyes generally makes for dangerous, you know.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I worry about that when he's actually coming after me. Not that I do have to worry. I'm Kid Flash!

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Uh huh... well, if you die again, do I get to say "I told you so!" at your funeral?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... I don't think I had a funeral last time. Sooo...yep!! That sounds like fun.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... Why didn't you have a funeral last time?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone really knew that I was dead. 'cept for Clark and his wife cause they saved me.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... How could people not notice?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda used to that.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... Oh. Well, that sucks.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

I don't think I really want anyone to be sad when I die anyway. So make sure there's chips and dip too.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Chips and dip will make people less mopey about the fact that you kicked the bucket?

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

That livens any party up, doesn't it?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[laugh] Guess it does.

Also it helps that you come back in three weeks, anyway.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so what's the point-- Why are we talking like I'm gonna die? I'm not!

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Because if you keep talking smack to Superboy-Prime you're gonna?

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one that's hiding, Bart. You ran away from your room when you found out I was coming there.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I didn't cry.

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T CRY NEITHER. I knew I should have just killed you when we were racing.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

You'd have to catch me to do that. That never gets old to say.

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

[giggle] Knew ya'd win Bart!

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Thanks Kaylee! It was a cinch! You remember that? Awesome!!

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

♥

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Ooo cool! I can take you on another short ride sometime.

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

Ya ... ya can? I ain't uh ...

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

'Course I can! And no, you aren't! I carry all sorts of people.

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

Really? [excited gasp~] Shiny!

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It'll be fun! I think I took my mom once. I can't remember.

[sunshinymech.livejournal.com]

Could us some fun ... what with all these weird things goin' on. More'n a bit creepifyin' if ya ask me.

That's real sweet of ya.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

He thinks I cheated.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

He would!

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

I know! I bet he cried!