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Princess, as much as I appreciate the gesture, I don't really want your old clothes. Besides, putting them on the refrigerator was just inconsiderate.

Pyro is exempt from punishment, since he actually burned the thing.

You, on the other hand, will appreciate the comedic value of what I'm going to do to you.

At least if you don't, someone will.

[Kagami]
Blackmail material fourth floor 11:00? I don't know if you have any interest in blackmailing Dante, ever, but it's going to happen.

[Aya]
Thanks again. I won't ask for a second night, so if I'm dead tomorrow morning, I leave you my copy of Jaws, since I've officially stolen it from the library.

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Why, whatever do you mean?

[a dramatic pause]

Oh that was your dress in the kitchen. You better thank whoever got those stains out for you- What were the stains? Something left over from one fo your nightly visitors?

Well, according to the note, that was you; so I assumed it was yours. I sure as fuck don't have any dresses in my closet.

Obviously- The note said that the dress was at the dry cleaners.

Do I look like I have girly handwriting? That note had hearts and shit all over it.

Yeah, I think that's pretty fitting handwriting for you.

Not really.

Why else would I be writing like I am now? Is this girly? Even Kio says my handwriting's horrible.

Don't blame me if you simply forgot to take that most becoming outfit with you after a visit.

Does that mean you think it'd look good on me?

I'm sorry, but you're not really my type.

Slut really doesn't work for me, either, tramp.

Too bad, so sad.

Now, will you kindly stop blaming me for something I clearly didn't do?

Too late, I'm blaming you and you're gonna regret it.

Or maybe you won't, who knows.

[a 'tsk'ing sound]

Blaming others for your own mistakes is the first sign of denial.

As long as somebody's suffering for it, I'm completely okay with that.

Like you give a fuck if anyone suffers.

[a laugh]

Wait, wait. Are you serious?

Whatever. I'll get you back later.

Suuuuure.

[a laugh and a muttered 'that was a good idea' before the journal flips shut]

Ah, see? And everyone always tries to convince me that arson gets me in to trouble.

Of course, I would've appreciated it if you'd waited until I was farther away, but I'll forgive you just this once.

My hand must have slipped.

I'm sure.

Dante? You mean that demon slayer with a foul temper and an even fouler tongue?

... Since I'm dragging you into a plan of my own, I suppose it's only fair of me to do one for you. 11:00 it is.

And shall I bring my camera?

You don't need to by any means; I'll be satisfied with being there to make it happen. Same goes for your plan.

Pictures might be worth something. I'm reasonably sure they'd piss him off, at least.

Then if that's the case, I'll just keep out of site and his range. It shouldn't be that hard for me to figure out.

What is it you're planning on anyway?

As for my own... I think I'll wait till this madness is over, and the castle finishes it's 're-boot'. Or at least becomes operational again.

Since he seems so adamant about only being interested in women, I'm going to have him proposition a guy he knows. Loudly and dramatically. With his journal open.

That better happen after it's finished running the seasons; I'm sick of not being able to have whatever I want.

... Well, that's the first time I've heard that idea. And if it's going in the journal, I may not have to bring my camera along.

For something as big as this? It took Infinity Fortress years to create ~~I think~~ and that one time it went down...

Let's just say that even with fuzzy memories, it wasn't a pretty sight... ~~and they didn't even pay me overtime for that.~~

[ooc: XD Haha, making up stories for Mugenjou~ And Kagami's still going to bring his camera.]

Really. So you think something interesting's going to happen? Everyone's been saying it, but not everyone's thoughts are worth giving a second glance.

I'm so honored that you think that mine are worth a second glance. I'm sure if the castle hadn't taken a majority of my knowledge of Infinity Fortress, I'd be able to givey ou an even more in depth look at this place...

But yes, it seems like something is happening. The fact that the older tenants here are reacting to it like it's something new is enough proof.

I can't argue with that, although it seems more indicative of the fact that most people can't handle a little change and excitement.

They're all so excitable.

They are. It makes me wonder what they'd do if something really ~~bad~~ exciting happened.

...

Hmmm, wouldn't that be fun?

I'm not up for causing it right now, but if history does repeat itself, maybe something else will.

If my assumptions are right, soon enough, the castle will provide that experience.

... I look forward to it.

I'm sure you do. You'd be more likely to figure something out than most of these idiots, at any rate.

You can stay over again if you need to, it won't bother me.

...besides, how am I going to claim my city when we get back to the real world if you're dead? [ ;D ]

As long as it's okay with you, it might be helpful. Might be unnecessary, too; I guess it depends on whether or not he runs after me with intent to kill when I'm done getting back at him.

If it turns out that we really do live in the same version of the same world, I'll give you Tokyo. With a big bow on top.

I wouldn't have said it's okay if it wasn't. We can stay up late watching movies or something. It's too bad the castle is being so uncooperative, we could have asked for some party games.

[a soft noise of amusement]

You'd better; that phone number is real~

Party games? Like what? You never know, they could have some in town, and it's nice out.

I didn't doubt it, and I plan on calling it as soon as I get back. ~~Hopefully some total stranger won't pick up and tell me I have the wrong number.~~

Oh I don't know. Trivia games, video games. Twister. Something like--

--that's a good point. Everything should still be out there, huh? Are you too busy with your hectic schedule of pissing people off for a walk into town?

You know...you're going to have to take me out to dinner to make up for the outrageous long distance bill I'm going to rack up, taking a call from Tokyo. [smiley] ~~...I hope that doesn't happen....~~

I'm never too busy for a good cause.

I'll take you to the best place in New York. No wait, I'll do better: ever been to Paris?

I never thought I'd say something like this, but let's go looting. [smiley]

No, I haven't...I think that would adequately make up for my phone bill. ♥

I guess it's a date, then~

Meet you in the hall?

I'll be out there in five~

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