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[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Get here already, Crawford.


I love permanent markers.

Don't you, Dante?

I was going to get you a tiara, but you know, castle situation.



Can I ask you to do me a biiiiiiig favor?

Comments

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

You could've made a paper tiara.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Not good enough for a princess.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Very true~

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

DON'T.

ENCOURAGE.

HIM.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

....What the fuck did you do, slut?

[some sounds of shuffling, then the door opening and Dante looking outside on his doorstep]

There's noth-

[a pause for exactly three seconds of silence]

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

You like? It's free advertising!

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

[silent fuming with some jaw clenching]

That's it, hobag. This is fucking war.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

It was war when you lit my door on fire, motherfucker.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Oh relax. I didn't set the door on fire.

You're lucky I even remembered to tell you about it.

[some desperate throwing around of clothes noises before the door gets yanked back open and some rustling of clothes goes on]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... Did he top yours?

Dictated

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

No. It was pretty lame-ass.



Doens't know when to give up a joke.

[maniacal/evil voice]But he will pay...

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Figures.

... What'd he write?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

If it's still pissing you off, it's still a good joke.

Schuldig

[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

Sure, what's up?

Aya

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I don't really feel like staying up all night worrying about people killing me. Can I stay at your place?

Please?

Schuldig

[aya-evolved.livejournal.com]

[a brief pause, and then a soft laugh]

What happened to that bit about charming people you piss off?

Aya

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

This guy's resistant to my charms for some reason. I can turn him away if he comes down to kill me, but if I fall asleep and he shoots me then I'm kinda fucked.

[imaginihs-02.livejournal.com]

What the hell's happened now?

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Fucking pansy ho wrote on my door......

[incoherent grumbling]

[imaginihs-02.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what? I suppose I could just go look.

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you could. Except it's covered.

[peaceflavored.livejournal.com]

Hm~

What'd you write?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

PRINCESS DANTE:
cheap and easy


I can't understand why he doesn't like it.

[peaceflavored.livejournal.com]

[quiet snickering, then some laughter]


No-

[laughter]

No clue.

[Kio]

[h3llblade.livejournal.com]

I'm going to ignore that and enlist your help.

I have a little project.