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[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[Sound of a door opening]

Faaaaaaangs! Guess what I got.

...An exotic veneral disease?

[a semi-long, awkward pause in which you can assume Ruby's giving him the ~___~;; face]

..What?

I'll give you a hint. It starts with Jello and ends with shots.

You plan on sharing?

Not particularly I just wanted to tell you so that you would know what you were missing out on.

Bitch...

Prick.

[The sound of Ruby setting down the facking huge container of jello shots by Murphy]

Try the blue kind first. They're awesome.

Skank.

[The sound of Murphy helping himself to the blue kind]

Harlot.

[Insert a span of time here then singing as follows:]

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their

Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go fuck yourself!

(ooc: Ruby, Murphy, Both Song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HVcMoImLT2k )

Comments

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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Fluffy?

Y'left the fuckin' journal open again.

Recorded henceforth *LAWLLAZY*

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Eh?.... I did not! This time was YOUR fault.

Ditto 8D;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No fuckin' way! Totally yer fault!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Not!

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

It is!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

It is not!

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Are you friends or lovers?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[a pause as if Ruby's pondering whether or not to make Murphy go D8! ]

Friends. Why?

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

I was curious, because I wasn't sure that people could be lovers to others or not.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

could be lovers to others? What do you mean? Fangs and I could be lovers if we wanted to be but we just don't really...

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Fangs?

That person is the lover of One and Two.

So you could be his lover, even if he's theirs?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

His name is Murphy. I call him Fangs.

WHAT?! No no! Fangs isn't the lover of One and Two.

And some people have more than one lover. It all depends on what they're comfortable with.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Glad someone made jello shots.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Conned Lana into doin it for me after she mentioned Jello.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Good plan, yo~

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Jello and alcohol are always a good plan separate. They're a fucking amazing plan when someone crams them together.

[fiveby-five.livejournal.com]

Couldn't agree more~

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Making fools of yourselves as always?

[inscribed sound of disgust before he draws an arrow to Nataku's question about them being lovers]

If that ever happens, I think the mental image it'd inspire would have me sick for days.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

At least we're having fun~?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Have fun killing off more of your brain then.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm pretty sure those'll heal by morning too~ ♥

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[little giggle]
You should join us next time, Red.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

No, thank you, Ruby. I think spending one night with you drunk was enough. I don't really trust myself around you two.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Wh-what? What the hell does that mean! It's not like I did anything naughty to you or anything! In fact I was terribly responsible.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

I'm not worried about what you would do.[LAWLSOGONE]

But the point of the matter is that I don't think it'd be a good idea.