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[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

{ the Hatter imitates a dial tone }

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[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

[imitates a random number being dialed in]

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

{ imitates the sound of a phone ringing and eventually the small click of it being picked up }

Hello~? You've reached the Hatter who is quite plausibly Mad, how might I help you~?

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

'lo~ this is a survey.

We want to know what you think of the present silence that has gripped Cair Paradisa.

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

Oh, how exciting~!

Well, I believe that this absense of sound should be corrected anon, at once, contiguously, first off, forthwith, immediately, instantaneously, instanter, instantly, presently, promptly, pronto, quickly, right away, shortly, soon, speedily, straight off, and straightaway.

Do you happen to know whom I might reach to correct this problem? ♥

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

It just so happens that this is why this survey is taking place!

THIS SILENCE MUST BE RESOLVED~ Any and all suggestions will be taken and considered, be it sane, insane, sweet, bitter, or any colour in between!

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

What a marvelous coincidence, as I happen to be all of the above~!

If you would be so kind as to send one of your fastest and boldest representatives down to room 1416, I believe I have a shoe attachment that will do just the trick. ♥

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid we can't send said rep down...

However~ If we may be so bold, perhaps he could jump up there~? If so, we'll be there in a heartbeat (or maybe even less!)

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

Oh-ho~ Very bold indeed!

Very well, send 'im up~! ♥

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

Bing~!




[ooc: and let the crack insue~]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Message~

[riddle-raven.livejournal.com]

{ the Hatter imitates a beep }

Hello, you've reached the message machine of the Hatter who is quite plausibly Mad. I cannot seem to come to the phone at this current moment in time, but if you would like to leave a message, please do so after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you~! ♥

{ the Hatter imitates another beep }

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

The secrets say hello and the music is dancing. Haer the thump see the beat it so pretty and the shoeses give life around the corners.

[sung] For he is the lord of the Dance...