[ X ] Turtle

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

So, I figured out why my shoes reportedly smelled like 'cheap ass'. Apparently they've been soiled, and I ended up having to throw them out anyway. The smell simply wouldn't go away in the wash.

Murphy, I found a turtle in one of my shoes that you obviously missed in your drunken obliviousness. Is it yours?

[added a few moments later]
Rain? I don't remember the last time I've seen rain, if ever. It's quite... refreshing. Makes the air feel nice. I was sort of tired of the constant sunny weather.

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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...

[Transcribed sound of Murphy stomping around his room looking under/behind things, then a pause and a faint 'fuck']

She's mine.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

She? Hn.

Well then, this makes things a little more simple. What's she worth to you?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...You're holding my turtle hostage?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have-

[recorded;]

OW, fucking bit- [mumbled curses]

[written irritatedly]

What's she worth to you so that I don't give her flying lessons out my window?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

What do you want?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you'd like to volunteer as a lab specimen. I'm interested in your... condition.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Uh-huh. And what would I have to do, as a 'lab specimen'?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Undergo a few tests, a few experiments. I promise, it won't kill you. I just simply want to understand and to know.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Massive pause, where he's totally wondering if his turtle is worth the effort]

Fine.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Good. I expect you to arrive at my room later tonight. Come as you wish, but once you set foot in my room, I'm not going to let you go until I'm done with you.

2206.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

That's just a little creepy.

Shit that's a lot of stairs.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Hn, I don't see why.

Now you know my pain. Take the elevator.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...I don't use the elevator.

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Your loss then. Hope your legs aren't too cramped.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Found yourself yet another dominatrix, Murphy?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Another? Didn't realize I had any in the first place.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have a few.

Ruby, us~

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Ruby is a friend, and you two are annoyances. Not dominatrices.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say~

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Do give us a shout if he gets too rough with you, we wouldn't want him to damage our toy our Murphy.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Your concern is almost touching.

If he tries anything stupid I'll kick his ass.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Touching?

[a chuckle]
We're sure you'd try.
What does he want to test, anyway?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

More sarcasm.

I think he wants to take a look at the whole disease thing.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

You managed to charm yourself a turtle girlfriend during that week?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

She's a pet, dumbass.