5 Speed McGee

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

[dictated as he speaks to a ghost while eating]

[chomp chomp] ...So there I was. Cornered. Solomon Grundy thought he had me, but he didn't.

And you know why?

[slurp]

Because I'm The Flash. The Fastest Man Alive!

Whoa, whoops!

[chomp chomp]

Comments

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

You're a villain.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

No I'm not!

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Says who?

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Someone.

[sound of papers turning]

Oh.

Kal-El.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

...How do you know that name?

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

He said that that was his name.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

That's Superman. He wouldn't say I'm a bad guy. You're crazy.

[true-superboy.livejournal.com]

I am Kal-El too. And I will be Superman one day.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Then that guy up there isn't crazy. You are.

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Superman?

I'm crazy?

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. You just got the wrong information from someone else who's crazy..

[fragmentedangel.livejournal.com]

Wrong information?

Someone lied to me?

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Not for long.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

What? Superfake? Yeah, right. Way too fast for him.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

What are you eating?

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Forty double cheeseburgers.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

That's a strange number. Why not 50?

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Because I had 10 hot dogs!

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

OHHH! Well you should have said so!

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Someone eats all the cupcakes, though.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

Guilty.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Dude, save me one or ten.

[impulsities.livejournal.com]

If Supersasquatch and that virus-y albino guy don't finish you off, I'll think about it.

[goesfast.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can handle it. I just wish the others would show up

Virus-y albino guy?