Un.

[thicker.livejournal.com]

Where am I?

Where is my knife? My gun?!

Where is the Beast???

Comments

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

The Beast?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

A huge, ugly, child-eating monster!

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Oh, R-really? That doesn't sound good at all! Were you going to capture it and find a safe place for it?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! Yes, I was going to lock up the poor, gentle Beast.

How is this book asking me questions? Another one of the Beast's enchantments?!

[ino]

I think you're out of luck on that one, mister.

[thicker.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[ino]

Huh? I'm Ino. Who are you?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

I'm Gaston. You've probably heard of me.

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

The beast didn't happen to have six legs and could fly, did it?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

No. It's a big, ugly brute with fur that enjoys stealing people's future wives.

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

...A platypus bear?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

"Platypus bear"?

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

In Yuu Yuu Panda land or Paradisa! take your pick.

Beast?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

Neither of those sound very manly.

[chosen-heart.livejournal.com]

Manly? What does that matter? A world's name is a world's name.

[farfamallows.livejournal.com]

The beast is in us all.

[thicker.livejournal.com]

...No I don't think so.

[farfamallows.livejournal.com]

Heh. We'll see.

Did you say you lost a knife, good man?

[bunnywuv.livejournal.com]

The Beast? That's a funny name for someone. Is it a puppy dog? Aww, did your puppy run away?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

He's a ravenous, man-eating monster.

I don't have puppies. I have trained hunting dogs.

[bunnywuv.livejournal.com]

The poor thing, he must be really hungry.

Hunting dogs? {scribbled smiley} What are their names?

[roseinpromenade.livejournal.com]

You're in Paradisa. And I'd give up on finding anything you've lost, if I were you. Waste of time and energy.

[wilykatzd.livejournal.com]

The Beast?

[thicker.livejournal.com]

A huge animal with fur and claws and fangs!

[wilykatzd.livejournal.com]

That would be considered somewhat offensive where I come from, I think.

Why are you looking for this "Beast?"