Forty nine

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[you can assume everything Ruby says is recorded and she's talking to Murphy...who is riding in her cleavage]
--And then he congratulated me.....just at random....and I'm just not entirely convinced he's not actually retarded anymore. If he's actually retarded I'd sort of feel bad for wanting to kill hi---


[long pause and whatever sounds Itachi and Sakura's fight would transcribe here]

Sooooo either I had too many waffles or that's two weird kids trying to kill each other.....

Comments

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

Two weird kids?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah they're like two teenagers or somethin. Just goin at it down here...in the way that they're trying to kill each other not in the way that they're trying to reproduce.

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

Not such a weird thing to see now-a-da---

...Wait...One of them a boy? Long black hair? Possibly red eyes, possibly black? Lines on his face?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

Right then.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...Not terribly helpful, Larxene, dear. You make me curious about this whole mess. Care to elaborate?

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could though...

[Ruby]

I think I'll filter just in case.

I have no idea what's going to happen to whoever the other person is, but by the end of this, the man with the black hair will die.

Larxene

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

On purpose?

[Ruby]

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

Yep, seems to be some plan of his.

Larxene

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

would it not have been more practical to go on the journal and say 'yo, someone kill me.'

[Ruby]

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

Who knows? I'm sure he has his reasons for what he's doing.

Larxene

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Weird, though. Whatever, I guess.

[Ruby]

[zesavage-nymph.livejournal.com]

His own choice.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Flailing about so he can get a better view]

...I can see it too, so it ain't the waffles.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Unless I put somethin in the waffles on accident......we wouldn't be having the same trip, though, would we?

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No.

[Pause, then a sigh]

...But then again, this is Paradisa, so who really knows?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Shit, shit.

[Ruby's now started floating out of the way to keep from getting run into or something]

That crater trick was kinda cool.
I put my money on the chick with the nice hair.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Mine's on the guy.

...Shit, I think the chick is one of the people who helped out when I was crispy.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

.....don't tell me you want me to help or something.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No. Somehow I don't think they'd want anyone interfering with... whatever the hell they're doing.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Good, didn't really wanna disappoint you by sayin no.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Sarcasm~]

You're such a lovely person, Ruby. You really are.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

What?! I don't know these kids. It's not my business. He coulda raped and killed her sister or something. Then I'd go an stop the fight and then I'd be like 'oh hey so he sorta deserved it. Cool. Or something.

Sheesh. Just ASSUME it's cuz I'm a bad person. Thanks, Fangs.

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. I was fuckin' kidding, Christ...

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

So was I. [headkiss]

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...
Seriously though, why d'you think they're fighting?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Well apparently that kid...er...well, here
[she'll have pointed out Larxene's filter to him]

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[a long pause, then an amused purr that trails off~]

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

Hello Red Dragon, hello Murphy. [sounds of a camera, he's focused on the fight though &hearts]

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Hey, Stalker. Nice day.

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

It is. Giant mechs, a battle between two shinobi... Compared to the last few days, this is much more interesting.

...

And a turtle? [chuckle] Better than the last loss I suppose...

Dictated;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[A pissy little turtle stare]

Fuck off, psycho.

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

I'm not doing anything to you, Murphy.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Isn't he cute?!

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

Seems his mannerisms haven't changed...

Though one has to admit that the voice change does yield a very interesting edge to his insults.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Wow he really doesn't like you. Then again, not a whole lot of people do.

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

[chuckle]

And to think, short of talking about that little blood sucking fiasco a few weeks ago, I haven't actually done anything to him.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Eh. Not to offend either of you but I don't particularly care what your Problem or problems with each other are.

[Dictated]

[mirror-kyoji.livejournal.com]

No offense taken. After all, I have no problem with Murphy.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Good. Can't have people hatin' on my turtle.