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[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[dictated with a raggedy purr]

Sephiroth: 1
Twins: 5

Comments

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Where did that one come from, we wonder?

dictated

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Someone had the genius idea to engage a ranged swordfighter while half of us was reduced to extremely close range.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That hardly counts, One, seeing as a certain someone saw fit to blow the three of us up before anything could happen.

dictated

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

It's always the thought that counts~

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Who the fuck is Sephiroth?

dictated as if he is trying not to laugh

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Oh, Murphy.

Don't worry your pretty little scaley head about it.

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Uh...

Okay?

[Mumbled]

Fuckin' weirdos.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

He's just a psychopathic plaything of ours who we find very amusing to best~

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone who isn't your plaything around here?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

No.

dictated

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, we certainly hope nobody took that lovely pink bow off your head.

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

When I have thumbs again, I'm going to kill you.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

But it's so cute.

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No, it really fucking isn't.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[a doodle of Murphy!turtle with long eyelashes and big anime-esque eyes, complete with an ornate pink bow]

The rest of the world begs to differ.

Recorded;

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

You'd almost think that winning this much would get boring..... almost.

dictated

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

And the one is still in debate, quite honestly~

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, let him have it. It's not as if you won't get another one tacked onto your score in the near future.

dictated graciously

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We may assent to granting him a half-point.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Generous either way, Peaches.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[a quiet twanging noise is recorded in the distance as Two flicks a rubber band at the back of Pyro's head]

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[distinct pause] ... What the hell?

[retaliatory fireball gets tossed in Two's general direction]

dictated faux-menacingly

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[Two phases to avoid, and then solidifies - so it sets the table behind him on fire. However, he doesn't seem to notice or care and stealthily flicks another band at record speed~]

We will end you.

dictated; unconvinced~

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[lifts the fire from the table up and brings it back to him on a path that'll go right through Two]

That so?

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[One soft steps as only a cat can behind Pyro to completely tackle him to the floor and then squash him purring]