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Bloody hell, this place is considerably worse than anything the Hellmouth or Wolfram and Hart could muster up. This is the ultimate evil--wannabe baddies, brats, impressively stupid people, and boxers on my door.

This is why people go to the sodding dark side.

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... Boxers on your door?

Apparently some bloke named Henry loves me or something.

... and by the looks of it, he's goin' commando this week.

Lucky you.

[poorly supressed laughter]

Did I mention the mullet menace?

[more sniggering]
At least they're clean.

Mullet? As in the hair cut?

I certainly hope so!

Yep.

[giggles hysterically]
~~Well I wouldn't have touched them if they weren't.~~

...dear GODDESS that IS terrifying.

You're tellin' me.

...there are people who actually have those? I seriously just thought it was some human joke or something.

Yes. They seem to transcend time and... just about everything.

......After receiving that information I suddenly have the need to be more drunk than I am.

Cheers.

Boxers on your door? Is it a present or is someone harassing you?

Dark side?

Smells like a prank. Don't think I'm the only one to get a little surprise.

Evil? Bad? Grr?

Prank?

I understand what 'evil' is. These things really make people 'evil?'

... Grr?

... joke?

...

And here's the impressively stupid.

?

Where?

[ooc: Wrong icon! LULZ!]

Take a guess.

I don't know.

[Dictated growl]

Leave him alone.

Hey, he talked to me first.

That is no reason to be rude!

Boxers about your door?

And people say I'm out of line. Sheesh.

I would have preferred a heart. Someone's knickers? That's just plain unsanitary.

Yeah, people need to learn some goddamn class yo.

That they bloody well do.

Its a shame.

If you need alcohol to forget this disgusting event, we still got some at the funeral going on.

Might take more than some alcohol to make me forget, but hey, I love funerals.

Don't worry I'm sure you might find our some to be a good amount~ And there's a chance you'll find the Henry that sends his love.

Courtyard if you decide to come.

He'd better hope I'm very, very drunk.

Thank you, kind sir.

Don't mention it~ Just make sure the host doesn't have to clean up any corpse you might make out of Henry.

They go because of the cookies. ANd the chocolate the seeps along the inside of the...

Want a chocolate person?

...uh, I'll pass.

[dictated sigh]

the souled vampire was much nicer when Drucilla see-er was still there to whisper the secrets to him in riddles...

~~Jesus Christ, you got them too?~~

For the record...I wasn't the one who left them. And considering the rather staggering number of pairs that seem to have been found, they probably aren't even mine.

... wait, you're Henry? Oh, hell...

Yeah.

Sorry about all this...someone's been pranking me.

...

Just make sure it doesn't happen again; I might regret being nice that one day.

....

Yeah.

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