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I WILL BE ATTENDING THE PAR- ER, THE FUNERAL TONIGHT.

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Really~?

YES. I EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE AN EXPERIENCE.

WILL YOU BE ATTENDING?

I think it will certainly be an experience judging from the preparations~

Um. I think so?

IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE GONE TO A PARTY MASQUERADING AS A FUNERAL.

EXCELLENT!

It's the first time I heard of a party masquerading as a funeral~

♥~

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT IS A FIRST FOR ME AS WELL.

A new experience for all~?

I HOPE IT WILL BE FUN. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN LIKE MORTALS.

I'm sure! It sounds like it will be loads of fun.

[an amused sound]

It's part of the job, right?

TECHNICALLY YES. I ALWAYS INVESTIGATE INSTANCES WHERE MORTALS, THOUGH LIVING, CLAIM TO BE DECEASED.

[pen taps]

Can Death even get drunk?

NO, I CANNOT BECOME TRULY INTOXICATED. HOWEVER, I HAVE STUDIED THE BEHAVIOR AND AM ABLE TO PARTICIPATE WHEN NECESSARY.

[another amused sound, more like a laugh this time~]

I might go. It might be an entertaining sight.

YOU SHOULD COME. I'VE FOUND THAT THE FUN INCREASES AT A RATE PROPORTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF GUESTS ATTENDING.

Oh, well in that case I suppose I should.

DO YOU LIKE CURRY? I BELIEVE I WILL BRING SOME.

I don't think I've ever had it before.

THEN YOU SHOULD TRY SOME.

I'll be sure to.

You're more than welcomed to...uh, sorry but who are you?

OH, HOW RUDE OF ME. I AM DEATH.

Death?

Seriously?

[a laugh] Now this is gonna be an awesome funeral for sure!

I AM USUALLY SERIOUS. THE FEW TIMES I HAVE ATTEMPTED HUMOR, IT WAS NOT UNDERSTOOD.

Something tells me...I don't trust that.

WHY NOT?

Although where I come from we don't believe or see Death as one thing I still don't think your trustworthy. Regardless of any type of celebration.

WHAT ABOUT ME DO YOU FIND UNTRUSTWORTHY?

D-E-A-T-H.

YOU BELIEVE I WOULD LIE ABOUT THE STATE OF A MORTAL'S EXISTENCE?

Well, I don't know. Maybe not lie about that. But I'm sure there are other possibilities.

Enjoy yourself, love. ♥ I'll be watching~

YOU WILL NOT BE COMING?

Mmm, no. There's a bit of an event going on indoors I'd like to observe... perhaps later.

Dea is going to a party?! Ed might, but Ein and Spatter still are mean to each other so she might not. [Scribbled sad face]

I AM NOT VERY SKILLED IN THE INTRICACIES OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. HOWEVER, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT HAVING FUN WOULD DO WONDERS TO IMPROVE ANYONE'S DISPOSITION.

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