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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[A few crunchy metallic shuffles]

[Dictated]

The fuck?!

...Fluffy? I know I suggested newspaper but... this is kinda overkill, don't ya think?

Comments

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Did she bubblewrap you?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Fuck no!

...Everything's covered in fucking tinfoil.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[chuckling]
Amusing as that is, we can assure you it was not us~

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I don't remember saying it was you.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Well, who knows what you're thinking in that little turtle head of yours?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but tinfoil just doesn't seem your style.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We're not sure if that's an insult or a compliment.

We'd come see, but One's having some issues~

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Both, probably.

So I read. What the hell's wrong with him?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That would be telling~
Maybe we'll come show you later.

How's life as a turtle so far?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I'm the size of a golf ball and I crave bugs.

It's fuckin' peachy.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

[transcribed laughter]

....OH. SOMEONE ELSE GOT TINFOILED. WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHO'S DOING THIS SHIT.

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...

Who the fuck are you?

[jasjasroulette.livejournal.com]

Two more victims of the tinfoil person!

Jasdero thinks Tiki did it, he's the only one who could be so quiet!

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

And Tiki would be..?

Re: Recorded;

[jasjasroulette.livejournal.com]

Tiki Mick.

[triggerbound.livejournal.com]

A concerned citizen.

[scribbled smiley]