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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Entire thing recorded in helium!voice;]

[Sleepily]

Hnuh? Why's it s-

[Sudden thunk, followed by shrill shrieking]

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD EVERYTHING'S FUCKING HUGE OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKWHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON?!

[[ooc; Yeah, turtle!Murph just fell off his bed >: And is tiny.]]

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Nnngh, ohgod...

Be quiet.


{ooc: 8'D Brought to you by Pyro's hangover!}

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU FUCKTARD!

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[most pitiful whimpering noise ever]

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

...

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[More helium!voice profanity]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

Re: Recorded;

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Are you quite done yet?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[uncomfortable noise]
What are you yelling about?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Lalala, random swearing and whatnot]

TINY.

SCALES.

SHELL.

WHAT THE FUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK?!

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[exasperated sigh]
What is it, Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?

dictated v. seriously

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We are going to shoot you.

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

FUCK OFF.

dictated even more seriously

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Then, we are going to lick you.

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

Woah, hey. I know this is a dumb question, but is everything all right?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

NO EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE A FUCKING SHELL!

Re: Recorded;

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

Well, so do I.

Of course, judging by your reaction, you got yours thanks to the castle, whereas I grew up with mine.

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[Dictated drily]

Careful: Vulgarities of speech ahead.

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

[dictated laughter]

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[transcribed laughter]

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

FUCK OFF!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[a long yawn]
Fangs, what the fuck? It's too early for this shit.

You------------ Fangs? [you can assume she's looking around]

Did y----- .....So..you? What IS it?

Recorded;

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...

[Safe to say she's getting a blank turtle!stare]

What the fuck does it look like?

Some time later...

[purple-bo.livejournal.com]

[transcribed knocking on door] Hey, uh, guy-whose-name-I-forgot-to-ask-for. I'm here. Is it all right if I come in?

Recorded

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

What... Fangs who is..

Who are you? Why are you here? And why the hell is Fangs not tellin me people are coming over?
[the last is clearly directed toward Murphy]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

The change is bad...? The mixy was not good with the colours?

Want... uhm... help?