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[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

[various incoherent grumblings and such are recorded]

[Ruby]

I think you may have been on to something.

[/Ruby]

I am unamused, castle. Unamused.

Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

You haven't found the priest?

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

[Oh, if only one could transcribe a sneer]

I am beginning to think it is not the work of some idiot exorcist, so much as this place having its fun.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

Well. That sucks.

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

It most definitely does.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry. At least you know when it'll be over.

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Le Chateau du Mal is revealing its odd sense of humour, I gather?

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

And I, for one, am not laughing.

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Clearly not. What is the matter?

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

What is the matter is that I find being toyed around with to be positively infuriating.


....

Those matters aside...you are the Merovingian, yes~?

[hindsight-bias.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

Gorgeously delivered non-answer, if I may say so.

I am indeed the Merovingian.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We almost hesitate to ask~

One/Two

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

It's not going away.

Balthazar

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

It didn't look so bad the other day. Is your face going to fall off?

One/Two

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

Ngh...it's not that.

The castle thinks it can mess with me?

I am a General of Hell, not some...plaything.



And yes, if this trend continues, it will. My human face, at any rate.

Balthazar

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

That's not what you said the other night~

A General of Hell? Impressive~

If it's any consolation, we will probably still find you strikingly lovely.

Balthazar

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Poor dear. What exactly is it doing to you, then?

Ruby

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

My human shell seems to be deteriorating. At this rate it will be completely gone by week's end.

Balthazar

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Well I could tell that much I was just curious as to what that entails for you physically.

Ruby

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

Other than an increased chance of horrifying anyone and anything I come into contact with? Very little.

Balthazar

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Makes you weird and grimy does it? Terrible. At least you still have everything else. And no matter how frightening you are One will still do you.

[conjobmagician.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess...

Getting prettier as the days go by, are you Ballie?

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

....

It seems our date will have to wait a week, John~

[conjobmagician.livejournal.com]

A week?

A whole week?

My heart's just crushed.

You sure we can't still go out? I'm used to looking at your ilk, after all.

[infernal-smile.livejournal.com]

I thought it might be~

So eager, John? If only your counterpart in my world had been so agreeable~ ♥

I suppose to be a true gentleman I ought to offer you the choice, hmm?

[conjobmagician.livejournal.com]

Now you're getting the idea.

So are you a true gentleman, Balthazar?