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[notanape.livejournal.com]

[mewing from several cats in the background]

Father.

...

You were a great man.

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[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

So I guess you found the cats you were looking for.

[notanape.livejournal.com]

Yeah. 'm soft for the furballs.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[laugh] What's with the guys with scary names liking kittens?

[notanape.livejournal.com]

They're not as grabby and attention-starved as dogs. We get along great.

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

That's a dismal view of man's best friend.

[dictated from farther off]

Isn't that right, Fidget? Yea- ... Hey! Stop -- sonofa-

[fwoosh!noise]

Yeah, that's right you little shit.

[switch back to writing after an awkward throat clearing]

... So, where'd you find the cats?

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Did you just light your dog on fire?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Only a little!

Eh, I just shot a fireball. He didn't ignite. At least he stopped trying to eat the chair leg.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk...

Pyro/2:

Incidentally, we may have a much more interesting use for your skills in the coming days.

[notanape.livejournal.com]

Cats are more independent. I respect that.

Dogs are loyal, and I like that, too, but it's easier to fit twenty cats in one room than twenty dogs.

Found 'em in town. Behind butcher shops, in alleys, the usual places.

... You just burn your dog?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Nah, it'll be fine.