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[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Life is far too kind.

[added later,]
Soren, do you still keep your lists?

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[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

That's so suspicious, coming from you.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[low laughter]
Oh, why do you say that?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

No reason.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Is it creepy to be happy?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I think it's weird to see you be anything. Except maybe smug?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[chuckle]
Oh, that's not fair; while we're certainly capable of it - and with reason -, we'd get bored being smug all of the time.

[windtactics.livejournal.com]

Do you mean do I have the old ones, or do you mean do I make them still?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Both.

[windtactics.livejournal.com]

I have the old ones, yes.

But I haven't made any in awhile. My commander disapproved of them.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone disapprove of them? Is your commander at Paradisa?

We imagine it would not be difficult to keep them away from his line of sight~

[windtactics.livejournal.com]

He thought I was being ill-mannered. And he is.


...No, perhaps it wouldn't be.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Soren? Ill-mannered? We won't believe it~

They were quite interesting, though we noticed you once said One had a "disturbing" fascination of some sort? [tsking noise]

Nonetheless, we'd love to see them.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Or too cruel.

[to Two]

Let's get him.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Certainly not to us~

[to One]
We're in too good a mood to force anything on Pyro, if that's who you mean~

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Nobody knows the troubles we've seen~

[Two]

Force? Why, whoever suggested such a thing?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Nobody knows our sorrows?

[One]
A little birdie must have whispered it in our ear~

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Ohh yes~

[Two]

And you did not shoot it? Why, you must've liked what it had to say.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We've not seen our sorrows for a while, ourselves. Where ever did they scamper off to?

[One]
Peut-être, mais nous pensons qu'il ne parlerais encore avec nous si nous l'avons fait.

[harvelled.livejournal.com]

.. kind? Since when?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Since we demanded it be so, ma cherie. Life only gives you the lemons you lay claim to.

Are you not having a good time?

[harvelled.livejournal.com]

So what, life LISTENS to you? [Transcribed snort] You gotta teach me your secret.

This damn place took my legs. Haven't been able to walk since I got here. Not fun. Plus my daughter's back at home and I don't trust her not to do something foolish.

So no, can't say I'm too happy.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Ask it for a hover chair.

[harvelled.livejournal.com]

.. a hover chair? Hell. You come from the future or some really technologically advanced place, don't you? I just asked it for a wheelchair. Suits me fine, mostly, but doesn't give me a lot of mobility. Would a .. hover chair do that? The hell would it even look like, anyway?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[chuckle]
Oh, we have our ways.

There is no use worrying for her, though we do offer our sympathies. Our loss is not enjoyable either.

[harvelled.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Wait a..

[pause as she looks over the incredibly similar handwriting One and Two share. written:]

.. right. Guess you're not gonna tell me them.

Think I don't know that? Damn girl's always getting into trouble no matter what I say, but I'd at least like to be around if she comes to her senses and asks me for help. [pen taps] .. none of 'em are. But hey, can't fight it, so might as well just work around it.

Just saying, I don't see the "life is kind" thing.