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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Recorded slightly slurredloud laughter and singing]

We are the pirates we don't do anything!
We just stay at home, and lie around!
And if you ask us, to do anything!
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything~!

Well I've never been to Greenland!
And I've never been to Denver!
And I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul!
And I've never been to Moscow!
And I've never been to Tampa!
And I've never been to Boston in the fall~!

We are the pirates we don't do anything!
We just stay at home, and lie around!
And if you ask us, to do anything!
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything~!

And I've never hoist the main sail!
And I've never swabbed the poop deck!
And I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all!-

I've sailed before.

Me too. Shut up, you’re ruining it.

Oh. Okay.


-And I've never walked the gang plank!
And I've never owned a parrot!
And I've never been to Boston in the fall~!

We are the pirates we don't do anything!
We just stay at home, and lie around!
And if you ask us, to do anything!
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything~!

I've never plucked a rooster!
And I am not too good at ping-pong!
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall!
And I've never kissed a chipmunk!
And I've never gotten head lice!
And I have never been to Boston in the fall~!

Pirate captains log 2002!
Who be this band Relient K?
And why they be so full of contradictions?

We don't know what he did!
But we're down with Captain Kidd!
We don't wake up before lunch!
But we all eat Captain Crunch!-

I hate that shit!

What is that? Is it drugs?

Cereal-flavored sugar ass-chunks.

Fuck that. I'm not eating ass chunks.

Now who's ruining the song?

YOU BROUGHT IT UP!

SHUT UP AND SING!

We don't smoke, we don't chew!
We watch Captain Kangaroo~!

And I've never licked a spark-plug!
And I've never sniffed a stink bug!
And I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball!
And I've never bathed in yogurt!
And I don't look good in leggings!
And I've never been to Boston in the fall~!

We are the pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay at home, and lie around!
And if you ask us, to do anything!
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything~!



We are the pirates we don't do anything!
We just stay at home, and lie around!
And if you ask us, to do anything!
We'll just tell you, we don't do anythiiiing~!

[[ooc; This is Ruby's voice. This is Murphy's. Uncolored text is the both of them singing together D8]]

Comments

[littlexpuppet.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: lmao veggietales. XDD]]

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

(OOC: INORITE!)

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: does ruby even know what boston is?]]

[percipience.livejournal.com]

(ooc: Ruby canonically has inexplicable knowledge of real life human culture XD)

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: thus, the song. XDDD priceless~]]

[percipience.livejournal.com]

(ooc: <3)

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

I wonder...I wonder what it'd feel like to bathe in yogurt...

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Probably like bathing in pudding?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

You've bathed in pudding?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Not bathed, but I've had a fair share of food thrown at me.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

You're not THAT bad of a singer. What the fuck?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Pfft. It wasn't about singing. I just happened to piss the wrong people off at the right time to get the shit kicked out of me and half a desert platter down the back of my pants.

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[there are so many openings in the conversation One can only snicker hysterically]

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

ONE IS PEACHY!

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[page lick]

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[a pause then a counter page lick. Shut up. She's drunk]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[There's a loud "Ruby!" and Murphy's so punching her in the shoulder for licking the book D8]

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[a counter-counter page lick. Shut up he's- well, he's a twin.]

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

.....I wanna do it.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Do what?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Whaddaya think?!

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Pudding?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

My, that didn't take long.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Wut?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

With screech, anything is possible!