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[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[a flutter as the journal blows open. Soft snoring emanates from the pages for about fifteen minutes, after which there is a transcribed "... damnit", after which he proceeds to shut the journal again, after which he keeps snoring, but with the journal closed. ♥]

[[ooc: This is your cue for CR! He's sleeping just a few yards away from the main picnic-y area. =o Feel free to trip over him or something... but be prepared to be bitched at. D=]]

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[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

[crashing sound recorded]

DAMMIT.

What the hell did I fall over??

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[transcribed]

GHK!

...

That would be me.

Now get off.

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Whoops.

[recorded shuffling as Leo gets up]


...Were you just sleeping there??

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[transcribed]

That was the plan. [he shuts his eyes. go away, leo. >C]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

[silence while Leo stares at him then...pulls out a marker]

Hehehe.

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[no reaction at first.]


...


I hope for your sake that's not permanent.

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

What the hell!?


I thought you were asleep!

{recorded}

[ino]

{muffled giggling.}

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Oi! Ino! What happened to not being bothered?

{recorded}

[ino]

Well, you're kind of in people's way, Shikamaru ... maybe if you move a little to the left?

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

I am in no one's way! And if I go any farther left, I'll be sitting in the duck pond...

{recorded}

[ino]

{transcribed laugh} Well, if you want, I can put up signs around you that say "DO NOT DISTURB".

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

... What.

{recorded}

[ino]

You heard me.

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I need a warning sign?

{recorded}

[ino]

{a laugh} I think what you did to Leo's warning enough to those that come over here.

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Leo? You know that guy?

[[p.s. shikamaru dropped leo into the pond, by the way. 8D]]

{recorded}

[ino]

Yeaah ... did I remember to tell you about that whole pirate crew thing?

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Pirate crew? Of what? The pond?

{recorded}

[ino]

.... I don't even know, actually. There's this guy here that keeps insisting that this place is an island.

... Anyways, he wouldn't shut up until I 'joined his crew', so that's how I know Leo. He's also a part of that thing.

Re: {recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

... You're really into switching professions, aren't you? Next thing I know, you're going to be a hotel receptionist or something.

{recorded}

[ino]

I'm not switching anything! What's wrong with being both? Even though the 'pirates' don't even do anything ...

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

... Ah. Cover. Got it. What was that? Didn't hear you.

{recorded}

[ino]

Yeah, whatever.

I said they don't even do anything. There was a party once, but that's it.

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[snerk; rustle as he sits back down]

Pointless. Really isn't much to do here, is there? [aaaaand he's back in cloudwatching position]

{recorded}

[ino]

There is if you're not a lazy bum like some people~

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Who? Me? I have a plenty busy schedule. That cloud up there [point] is taking up plenty of my time, thanks.

{recorded}

[ino]

Oh yeah? You two going on a date later?

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Don't think it's gonna work out though. Not my type.

{recorded}

[ino]

Uh-huh. Well, you two have fun. I'm gonna go get some ice cream.

{recorded}

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Will do. Bye. [lo and behold, he goes back to attempting to sleep]

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[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

I was. Sort of.

[a sigh as he puts his hands together into a veeery familiar looking seal. Leo's shadow is right on top of his face.]

Kagemane no Jutsu.

[[ooc: no objections to body control?]]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Kage-what?

The hell are you going on about?


[[ooc; sure! but, uh, I don't watch or read Naruto at all so what's going on? xD;]]

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Aaand, success. [he stands and faces Leo and carefully waves his right hand. Leo does the mirror image, so he should be waving with his left.]

[[ooc: 8D Shikamaru can gain control over another person's body by attaching his shadow to his opponent's. Leo's face should be free to do whatever it wants, but the rest of his body is under Shikamaru's full control. 8D]]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Success at wha-

...What the hell!?

The fuck did you do to my arm??


[[ooc; rofl. that's pretty win right there. XD]]

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Body control. Fun, huh? [He carefully mimes uncapping the marker.] Let's see...

[[ooc: XDD He's got an upper limit of about thirty minutes, so... XDDD Oh! Shika's gonna write on Leo's face, is that okay?]]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Body control??

How the hell are you-

...WAIT. THAT'S CHEATING!


[[ooc; Why yes, yes it is! xD]]

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[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Our shadows, if you'll have a look, [Shikamaru lowers his head at the shared shadow between them] are connected right now. [tilts his head back up until they're eye to eye again]I'll have control over your body until I run out of energy. Or until I don't feel like it anymore.

And it's not cheating. It's creative use of the resources available to me. Now hold still. [oh so painstakingly mimes writing "DUMBASS" across his face]

[[ooc: ♥]]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

What, NO!!


Ugh!

What're you writing!?

...DUMBASS!?

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

I always thought that people like you needed a warning label. Wanna see? [recaps the marker and walks over to the duck pond. Bends over until Leo can see his reflection.]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Aww, come on..

That's so much bullshit!


At least quit making me look like a puppet so I can wash it off!

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Can you swim?

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

Swim?

Wh-

Oh, come on! You're not gonna-

Are you!?

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a yes, then. [starts walking onto the water... and since Leo has to do everything Shikamaru does, Leo is now Jesus. &hearts]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

H-h-


HOLYSHIT.

Why are we-

WE'RE ON THE FUCKING WATER.


[[ooc; enter too early, lawl]]

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

Apt. Now don't bother me again. [he mimes dropping the marker into the water, then releases the jutsu. And, well, since Shikamaru can float and Leo can't...]

[[ooc: XD happens to all of us~]]

Recorded

[shinjuku-lion.livejournal.com]

[a splash; and much garbled yelling of things before Leo finally pulls himself out]


[gasps for air and coughing]

He dropped a fucking cat in water...what the hell is wrong with that guy!?

Recorded

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

... Dude, suck it up. Water was six feet deep there. You could've walked to shore.

[and he sleeps. D8 no reaction from him~]