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[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

(ooc: for purposes of not raping Emily's inbox in Aeris entry)


I amend my previous statement about my adoration of you. You're the second craziest, cruelest bitches I've ever met in my entire fuckin' life and if I was able I would be pleased to bear your children. That is all.

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Ruby&One

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Only the second?

[laughter]

We suppose we'll take what we can get. ~♥

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Nobody beats Ghaleon. The man could barely function around his crazy. But you two....oh, you two get damn close.

Which one of you chopped of your hand?

Ruby/2

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

He used some positively shameful tactics to get us by surprise and took ours.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...ouch.

Ruby/1

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

I would hardly call my tactics shameful, really. It's not my fault One is so easily distracted if you so much as mention a certain demon.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

....HARSH, Two. So harsh.

Ruby & One

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We prefer to call it smooth~

Ruby/2

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

More like sneaky.

One/Ruby

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Cunning.

Ruby/2

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We're going to draw Pyro naked and start flashing it around.

One

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh, but didn't we get you laid by your beloved, One? Doesn't that count for something? ~♥

Two

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

[vague noise of One's brain melting]

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...I think I just threw up a little.

Ruby/1 [2/2]

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh- we mean-
How dare you suggest such a thing, Ruby? Do you, too, doubt that we captured Cloud as requested~? We're postively hurt.

[snickering]

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

You have very interesting smelling blood, whichever of you it is.

Ruby & One

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Is this bad?

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

No. Of course not. I was simply demonstrating the poinlessness of trying to convince me that it wasn't one of you. Silly, thing.

Ruby/2

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you're not able?

Now that's one dream in tatters~

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Hmm, sadly no. My species doesn't reproduce.
Apologies, Peaches. I figured the thought counted for something.

Ruby/2

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

We could alway ask the castle~

Would it do that? It is supposed to give us whatever we want.

... we'd have interesting children.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

... Pink, furry viruses?

Ruby/1

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun for the whole family.

Twins

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a face not even a mother could love...

same filter as usual

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

How positively terrifying. We like it.

Ditto

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

As long as you raised the brats and I didn't have to look at them..