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[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Though not entirely unpredictable, it's almost tiresome how the castle livens up only at night. The daytime doesn't seem to treat us well; what a blessing we most certainly don't feel boredom as unforgivingly as humans do.

Forgive our digression. Patrick Murphy, you may be off the hook tonight - maybe. It seems we may have something of a date.

[transcribed chuckling]

[a spot of blood appears on the page and swells to a relatively large-ish patch]


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We have him. Uphold your end and we'll gladly turn him over to you. Do make it convincing, though, or we're afraid we just won't be satisfied.
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Comments

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

Sleep during the day, then.

That should probably surprise me more than it does. [doodled arrow to the blood]

[oneto-one.livejournal.com]

But Pyro, if we slept during the day who would save you from various homocidal females?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

[several starts crossed out]

... They usually attack at night.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[laughter]

How do you manage to infuriate so many of the female persuasion?

[loluronfire.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think eventually their boobs just drive them crazy.

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[thefuturemaker.livejournal.com]

[Two]

[thefuturemaker.livejournal.com]

If I find out you're lying to me, I'll find a way to kill you.

[Sephiroth]

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We're quite aware of your issues with controlling anger. We're awaiting your announcement, Sephiroth-darling, and then we'll get back to you.

[journal closes]

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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Massive sigh of relief, and quite a bit of annoyed grumbling]