Forty six

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...Fluffy? ...Wha' th' shit?

[Imagine paw flopping and sleepy dictation]
Shush, Fangs. Sleep now.

...Dun shed on th' bed."
[Muffled whump of Murphy face-planting in his pillow]

[ a short pause then slightly less sleepy and a good deal more offended]
....I do not shed.

"Wha'ev'r..."
[Long pause, followed by the rustling of covers and then an abrupt, heavy thud 8D]

[yawn then sleepy again]
Don't fall off the bed, Fangs.

"...Shut up. I meant t' do that."

[muffled] whatev. Your turn to make breakfast.

[Shuffling around, then a few heavy, rather uncoordinated footsteps]
"Yeah yeah, keep yer pants- fur on. 'll do it after my shower. [Pause] ...Fluffy? What the hell are you doing in my room?"

m'TRYIN to sleep.

"...'Kay. Then you're makin' the bed. "
[Sound of Murph stumbling off to the bathroom to shower 8D]

[something about not having hands then silence. Yes she's sleeping again]

Comments

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

A slumber party without us?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

[yawning]
More slumber. Less party. I don't think you'd be interested, love.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We are quite capable of sleep~

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

...yes, precious, I know you're capable of it but it's more a question of inclination. I simply showed up because my room mate is gone for a few days and I needed somewhere to sleep.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Not because you found yourself irrevocably but inexplicably drawn to Murphy's charm and could not stand another moment without him by your little side?

[ino]

{transcribed facepalm}

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[ino]

I think you've mistaken Murphy for someone else.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh? Who?

[ino]

Well, I don't know who specifically, but Murphy is definitely not charming.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Oh, we were kidding~

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.

I'm about as charming as a brick wall.

ooc

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

ooc: LULS.

ooc

[ino]

*also amused* XDDD

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[A few water spots on the page]

More likely 'cause I don't snore or anything.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Or maybe because you're good-looking, if Ino is correct.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Eh, I doubt it.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

You doubt you are good-looking?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Eh, I know I'm not ugly, but I doubt that's why she puts up with me.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We see.

...Someone very bored has put lots of fruits, vegetables and assorted objects down our toilet, and we were wondering if our lovely maid might come unclog it?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

yes you do.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I do not, you lying sack of crap!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Tell me, Fangs. Are you often awake while you're sleeping?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

...

I do not fucking snore!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Of course. That must be it.