[11 ; don't stand so close to me]

[ino]

{transcribed jostling, sounds as thought the book is in a bag and the owner of the bag is walking.}


{followed by a long pause}



{A very loud shrieking noise, followed by some muffled 'ohmygod's and a small gagging noise}


{another long pause, before the writing switches to Ino's handwriting}


EW. Remind me to never go to the pool EVER again.



{ooc: I couldn't resist. XD}

Comments

[e-licit.livejournal.com]

...

Do I want to know what you're talking about, Ino?

[ino]

Just don't go to the pool, Naruto. ... Well, actually, you might not care since you're a guy, too.

[e-licit.livejournal.com]

Now I'm actually interested. What's going on at the pool?

[flurry-of-fire.livejournal.com]

What's wrong?

[Private to Axel]

[ino]

Someone decided to go skinny dipping in the pool.

[Private to Ino]

[flurry-of-fire.livejournal.com]

[few moments pass by for Axel to look up what skinny dipping means]

... You poor child.

[griffith.livejournal.com]

[ino]

There are some people there that need to learn what the words "bathing suit" mean.

[griffith.livejournal.com]

[crimson-alert.livejournal.com]

... what's the matter now?

[ino]

Don't go to the pool, Sasuke! Looks like it turned into a men's bath or something weird like that.

[crimson-alert.livejournal.com]

So some guys are there, so what?

... oh. Wait, you mean bath as in bath.



Ah.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

This... is not a bath?

[ino]

NO. NO, IT'S NOT.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Goodness. But I sit here, in my unmentionables and such!

[chest-inspector.livejournal.com]

Wait. So the pool is full of naked, bathing men...?

[ino]

YES EW EW EWW

1/2

[chest-inspector.livejournal.com]

[fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com]

........

[The journal records her BURSTING out laughing.]

[ino]

EUGHG IT'S NOT FUNNY!

[e-c-l-i-p-s-e-d.livejournal.com]

Will you please stop stalking me?

[ino]

Excuse me?! I didn't even know it was you until your weird friend who doesn't know what a shower is told me. Euugh. Gross.

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

Why? Someone pee in it?

[ino]

Probably.

[griffith.livejournal.com]