Dear, dear me!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

May I ask anyone, anyone at all, why I appear to be miles and miles away from my mansion? Where is my front door, my garden? Where are my servants?

It would be simply wondrous if anyone where to supply me with a nice, warm cup of tea, but that probably is too forward to ask, isn't it?

...

And I haven't even properly introduced myself to anyone! Goodness, in all my haste I must have forgotten.

I do believe I didn't even fluff my wig today. Unheard of! One can only hope that I still look somewhat dashing, and that I will not scare these people away with my uncouth appearance and unfashionable flat wig.

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[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

I know this one awesome old guy who apparently makes really good tea. I don't think he's here, though.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would very much like a nice cup of tea about now, dear boy.

... It has been a while since I was in school, is my handwriting still decent?

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

Maybe his nephew can fix you something. I'm not much of a tea person.

Your handwriting looks fine to me...? Mine's pretty terrible so I guess anything looks good.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

That would be wonderful!

And... well, your handwriting could be a bit worse. ... Perhaps you did not recieve the proper education needed for lovely writing?

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

He's kinda hard to miss. He's an angry jerk with a huge burn scar on his left eye. He doesn't talk much, either.

There's such thing as proper education? I just learned the essentials, you know, reading, writing, and hunting.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

I...I... would prefer to perhaps meet your nephew some other time.

And hunting is only proper if it is done upon horses, I'd say. Not that I ever made any good of it. The one time I did try, I fell onto my unmentionables! I apologise for my crude writing, it just feels lovely to let it all out, for once.

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

What the [a rather large space] I'd KILL myself if he was MY nephew! I'm glad I'm not related to him.

You mean... Ostrich horses, right? We don't have any of those in the South Pole so it's just me, my boomerang, and my prey. And sorry 'bout your behind. And it's okay.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

I...I...


.... My what?!

[remarkableoaf.livejournal.com]

Your behind? Your butt? Your rear end? That's what you hurt when you fell off, right? Don't worry, I hurt my butt all the time.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Isn't the castle beautiful? And the weather! Lovely.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Looking for tea? I make a mean cup of tea...I learned a neat recipe from a medicine man in Borneo...

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

...I...I beg your pardon, Borneo?

Is that proper tea, then?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Its uh... a little country in southeast Asia...the tea is surprisingly good...

...p-proper tea?

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Tea aught to be proper, sir!

Surely it wouldn't do for tea to be some outlandish colour, such as, say, green.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Erm, I've just never heard it called proper...except for someone like Nigel St. John...

But no, the Tea I make isn't green...its a good, healthy brown!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Anything has the right to be proper, sir.

But your tea sounds absolutely wonderful! I must warn you, I do take mine with plenty sugar, and if that is too expensive for you, you may speak up~! I am kind and open-minded unlike many other men in my position.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

A man after my own heart! My wife hates that I drink my tea and coffee with so much sugar!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Sugar is healthy!

... Isn't it?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Er...not really...not for most people...

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Sir, do I look at all unhealthy to you? ...

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Erm...I don't know...I can't exactly see you...

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

What a shame. I did put on my finest, well, their finest jacket this very morning! You do miss out, good sir.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I believe I must have! I haven't worn a jacket in a week or so...it seems there's no need here...

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

A gentleman is not complete without his jacket!

I urge you to fetch one posthaste.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I have one...somewhere around here...

but I enjoy being casual in my room...y'know...relaxing...

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Do at least put a shirt on, sir!

You must mind my heart, now.

(( XD ))

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Erm...I-y-yes sir!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Very, very good!

It wouldn't do to trottle about in one's birthday suit.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Erm...I-I don't!

[meticulousmind.livejournal.com]

A proper cup of tea? Why, I'm boiling some lemon tea right now and it'll please if you would like a cup or two.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Lemon tea! How delightfully simple, and fimiliar.

I haven't had a proper lemon tea for days. It would be improper to ask for cake, wouldn't it?

[meticulousmind.livejournal.com]

Would you like it hot or cold? Since you're new here, I'll deliver to you myself if you don't mind a few companions of mind following me~. I hope you're not allergic to cats?

Not at all, I made a small sized lemon meringue pie yesterday and I shall hand you a slice~!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

I enjoy my tea lukewarm, and I am, thankfully, not allergic to your cats. Though I do find them a little bit, well, ...

Lemon merinque~! One of my favorites, I must say. Delicious, and I thank you!

[meticulousmind.livejournal.com]

You don't like cats? I can keep them out of your room.

I look forward to your company! It's easy to get lonely and lost in this place. I had been here for over a month and I still can't figure out a way to return home.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that seems a bit alarming.

And that is very kind and considerate of you! If you do not like anything of mine, please do speak up?

[trialbyillusion.livejournal.com]

But what's tea without muffins?

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Muffins! Muffins, but of course.

I suggest we hold a fancy tea party this very afternoon.
All in favor, say huzzah!

[trialbyillusion.livejournal.com]

Huzzah, any time.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

That... that wasn't a very hearty huzzah, dear boy.

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Naptime for Governor Swann~

Dear people, you desire a fetching Governor, and to accomplish that, I desire a good rest. I must'nt sproud any more wrinkles only due to the people of Paradisa demanding my company!

Toodles~!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

Oh, and there is a fierce portrait to be found in my diary.

[v-indico.livejournal.com]

Hm... you talk weird~

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

I..I beg your pardon?!

[v-indico.livejournal.com]

Hmm~ And you're stupid too!

[ino]

Wow, you sound pretty rich, mister!

[dearweatherby.livejournal.com]

My, my, but that is forward~!

I suppose I do get by. Wonderfully!

[ino]

Forward?? Not really, I was just commenting on how much money you seem to have. Y'know, with the mansion and all.