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You know, taking care of a dog once cost me my stereo set. All because it decided to get high.

This just in: Cair Paradisa is really a morgue!

...Is that really necessary?

Completely.

I don't think so...

...A morgue?

It's a storage for human bodies.

EH? But...but we're not...we're not dead!

You're not dead yet, but after observing everyone else here, you don't have long. Stupidity is imminent! I bet it's already reached you, though.

You mean, other people have...?

Wait, I see what you're saying! It's impossible to survive here if you don't have the appropriate knowledge, right?

Yes, that's precisely what I'm telling you.

I see, I see! You're very wise~