Where's the fun in doing the smart thing?

"If you are going to bother lying to me, you might wish to make it something I would actually believe. I won't deny you are skilled, but the rest that is all a little farfetched. And you only won in Paradisa because of my eye."

And you flying off the handle about his ruling abilities. The giant elephant in the room. The biggest put on look of disdain ever at you patting his shoulder. Stop that.