http://painhumbles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-10-17 12:54 pm
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They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within.

Who: Gabriel and God
What: A follow-up to the "stern talking-to" and the "Crowley Incident." Basically, Gabriel thinks Daddy's got some splainin' to do.
When: Backdated to last Thursday, BECAUSE I SUCK AND LIFE ATE ME.
Where: WHEREVER THE HELL THEY WANT TO BE. IT'S GOD AND AN ARCHANGEL, DUDES.

[Gabriel gave God a wide berth. It was better that way. As it turns out, his two so-called pseudo-siblings weren't exactly as good at avoiding Him as he was and if there was one thing that ground Gabriel's gears to a screeching halt, it was someone picking on his family, even if that person happened to be The Father, Himself.

So with Aziraphale's unwillingness to discuss what happened weighing on him and the knowledge that the offer He presented Crowley might have been the catalyst, he tracked down the Father. It was high time he dealt with his own daddy issues anyway.]

Ohhh, Daddy.
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[identity profile] iswaswillbe.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the tone of a father who has just received a 3 am call from his son saying he needs help but refuses to say what]

I'm not buying you a pony, son. Or lending you bail money.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm only two hundred bucks short and you promised me a pony. [He crosses his arms over his chest.] Or I could cut to the whole Aziraphale and Crowley clusterfuck and we can call it even.

[identity profile] iswaswillbe.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Your choice. And sadly I don't remember promising you a pony.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dead eyes seal face.] Okay. We can forget the pony. What the heck happened between you and Az?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Because of Crowley.

[Gabriel can keep a civil tongue in his head for as long as it suits him. In this case, discussing something so intense as the act of defying God, is the one thing you have to be civil about, lest you lose that tongue.]

[identity profile] iswaswillbe.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Smart. You know the lesson. Aziraphale, unfortunately, needed it taught to him.]

Yes. He wished to understand why I act as I do. [And went about it in one of the worst ways possible.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that really so bad? [One bad opinion followed up by some forced contrition- head lowered, eyes averted. Gabriel hasn't done respect in a long time. He also hasn't been standing in front of the throne in a long time either- not that there's a throne.] He must've really pissed you off.

[identity profile] iswaswillbe.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
In itself? Absolutely not. I love when My children ask why and then set out to find the answers. There just happens to be a difference between asking and blaspheming. One I applaud, the other...not so appreciative of it.

[Understatement. It's an art form.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aziraphale? Blaspheme? ...We're talkin' about the same guy here, right? Blonde? Glasses? Really British?

OOC

[identity profile] hard-talker.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
BOTH MUSE AND I APPROVE OF YOUR SONG LYRIC CHOICES.

That is all.
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