paradisalost | Thread; Hayner Stops Kuzco's Whining

Who: Hayner and Kuzco
What: Hayner goes to beat in Kuzco's door. And his head.
When: After this thread
Where: the 16th floor
Rating: PG or PG-13.

Hayner dug through his closet, looking for the necessary items to break through Kuzco's door. He was sick of the llama-boy's whining. There didn't seem to be any way to stop it besides help the guy out. Kuzco had found himself unable to open the door to his own room, so Haynr had, perhaps foolishly, agreed to come beat in the door with a nailbat. He wasn't sure how much the castle was going to like that, but he was going to try anyway.

He dug through the pile of dirty clothes that had already accumulated in his closet and found his nailbat. The thing is crude, just a basic wooden bat with nails hammered into it. He paused. As an afterthought, he also grabbed his sturdy blue foam bat. He wanted to beat some sense into the "emperor", but didn't want to hurt him THAT bad. He swung the things over his shoulders and exited his room, heading down the hall with a mission.

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Kuzco (the Emperor!) was having a bad day. Well, he was technically have a lot bad days. It'd all started out when he'd been changed into a llama by some guy named Ima. He'd figured things couldn't get much worse from there on out, but then he'd gone and locked himself in his own room. All hooves and no opposable thumbs? Not a good combination for trying to open slick doorknobs. So, being the suave and well-spoken Emperor that he was, he'd written on his journals for assistance. In no time at all, he'd managed to convince one of the humble servants to come open his door.

That was just how it had gone. Right.

So Kuzco took a seat on the floor and waited for his rescuer. He remained absolutely calm and composed because that's what people in leadership positions should do.

"WHY WON'T YOU OPENNNN?!" He cried out as he bashed his head against the hard surface of the door. Yeah. Dignified. Poised. Something like that.

Even if Hayner had not known what room he was looking for, he could have found Kuzco simply by following the noises he made. He found the Emperor's door and gave it a good look, like he was debating whether or not he should break it down or not.

"hmm... I bet the castle is going to do something bad to me for this. I just know it."

Finally, he dropped his blue bat so he could focus completely on the more dangerous of his two.. bats.

"LLAMA BOY!" he shouted to the door "Move your stupid face away from the door!"

"H-huh?" Kuzco sniffled as he lifted his head up, his ears perking at the sound of what surely was salvation from the horrible, evil, terrible, stinky room. Pressing his muzzle to the side of the door, he called back, "Is that you short but helpful peasant boy?!"

A moment later and he scrambled away from the door just in case the kid planned on using force.

"All clear!" he laughed gleefully, torn between crying and giggling at the thought of being saved. Maybe he wouldn't have to starve after all.

"If you call me short again, I ain't gonna save you! I got a name you know!"

Hayner frowned and eyed the door, sticking out his tongue and readying his nailbat. He counted to three in his head and began whacking at the door with all his might with the bat. It takes several hits, but the door finally splinters enough for him to reach his hand through and unlock the door.

"There you go, Stinky. You owe me. A lot."

Kuzco winced at the sound of the door cracking but soon recovered his grin. Leaping forward, he shoved his way out the unlocked door and pranced a bit in the hallway, "I'm FREE. I'm finally free! Free free free! Hallway and kitchen and freedom!"

Suddenly remembering Hayner, he froze in mid-pose and peered back at him, "Uh... huh."

He rolled his eyes and turned around, stretching his neck up in hopes of looking more regal, "Right... shoor- kid guy whose name I don't remember. I mean... saving your great Emperor should be reward in and of itself... but uh. If you wanted something, just name it or whatever."

"Well, for starters... you can call me by my NAME, which is Hayner. H-a-y-n-e-r."

He holds his nose and makes a small gagging noise.

"Then you can take a bath! And you're not my emperor. You're just the annoying loud guy that lives down the hall from me!'

Kuzco snorted, lifting a hoof and rolling it on the wrist-like joint as he echoed the name, "Haaaayner. Yeah, I got it, short stuff."

He swung his hindquarters around, knocking against the boy, "And trust me, I am way ahead of you on the other one. Just as soon as I get some food, I am heading for the biggest bathtub I can find. You think smelling like this is fun? I think my nose died a few days ago."

"Right, not your Emperor. Just you wait until I get changed back... Then you'll all see!" He added, spitting at a nearby wall to prove his point.

Hayner really disliked being called short. He waited until Kuzco was done with his little speech and then picked up his foam bat.

"I told you not to call me that!" he then whacked the llama on the head with the bat a few times.

Frustrated, he began to head back to his room. "Argh... what have I unleashed."

"Hey! Ow- ooow, no touchie!" Kuzco hissed, flailing a hoof only to straighten up a moment later when the kid wandered off. With a proud smirk, he turned to start his search for the kitchen, a bath, and possibly a little revenge on Ima later.

He glanced over his shoulder before ducking down a hallway, calling after the rescuer, "Well, duh. The Emperor unleashed! Boom baby!"

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