http://flailingfelt.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2012-01-02 10:11 pm
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third dream

[Kermit is sitting in the lobby on top of one of the couches, gazing wistfully out the window] Gosh, it sure is pretty out there. All that snow, like something out of an old painting or a Christmas card. I wish I could go out in it and see everything, but ... well ... I'm kind of stuck inside until it warms up. The perils of being cold-blooded, I guess...

[he swings his feet a little and looks over at the journal] I just realized, I never wished everyone Happy New Year. What year is it, anyway? Are the calendars different here?
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(dicated, I'm guessing?)

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Centuries, huh? ... Wow. I bet the kitchen's really weird, for you.

I'm Kermit, it's nice to meet you.

dictated forever!

[identity profile] borgiararity.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I have not been to the kitchen. Would my heart stop at the sight of it?

I am Lucrezia. It is a pleasure, Kermit.

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, gee, I sure hope not. But there's an awful lot of things you probably wouldn't recognize.

[identity profile] borgiararity.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I have seen the pipes in my bathroom. I wish to see the horseless carriages.

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
You mean, like cars? ... I don't know if anyone here has cars, you might have to ask around. I can't look outside, myself, or I would.

[identity profile] borgiararity.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I believe so.

Are you ill, Kermit?

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[plainly] I'm a frog.

[identity profile] borgiararity.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a surprised gasp from her end. ]

Oh, no, certainly you are not. It is not such a grave impediment to fear the outside world.

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, no, that's -- that's not what I mean at all, no, you see, I am, for a fact, literally: A. Frog. [he stretches the last word out a little so that it's somehow two syllables: frow-ag.]

Green, flippers, buggy eyes, grew up in a swamp. The whole nine yards. Or, well, three feet.

[identity profile] borgiararity.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
A frog? [ This sounds like a strange trick though she cannot see the humor. ]

But here you speak with me.

[identity profile] flailingfelt.livejournal.com 2012-01-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Where I come from, that's not really that strange at all.
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