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[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

[backdated to earlier today before Hard Harry's broadcast]

Hey...has anyone happen to get their stuff stolen by a large purple lizard thing?

Comments

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[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Please don't hold it against him. He's not quite himself.

Don't worry, whatever he's taken, I'll get back from him!

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Also, you miiiight want to check the bottom of the lake.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

Yeah someone else said it was a loss...

Why the bottom of the lake?

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[checklisting.livejournal.com]

A what now?

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Buuuut.... well, you see, his... condition... only gets worse when he collects more things.

So I kiiiiiind of dumped everything he had in the lake.

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[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

It's when someone acts different from normal. It lasts about a week or something.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

[A VERY VERY LONG PAUSE]

You mean it could be in the frozen lake outside?

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[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Um, yes. It could be.

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Oh! But I don't think this is a "loss!"

[ BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE ANYTHING BETTER? ]

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

[...]

Sweetie, you dumped my most precious and priceless possession into the bottom of a frozen lake in January.

I think that counts as a pretty big loss.

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[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not so much "dumped" as "magicked directly to the bottom."

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

[ Okay, have a sigh. ]

I'll... go look for it, once I'm done dealing with Spike.

What's it look like? [ And then a small pause. ] It won't be ruined by the water, will it?

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he's not going to stop you from doing that. He refuses to jump in an ice cold lake and Katara's bruised his ego enough for one day]

Thanks sweetie.

It's a small red crystal, warm to the touch.

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. ]

Well, if it's a crystal.... he may have eaten it.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

...Why would he eat a crystal?

[checklisting.livejournal.com]

Because he's a dragon. Dragons eat gems and crystals.

[chosengigolo.livejournal.com]

What? Seriously?